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This story has been scrapped by its author, therefore leaving it without a proper ending. Don't expect updates.

Prologue: Shtuff HappensEdit

FIRST, THERE WAS A FRENCH FRY,
THEN THERE WAS TOLIET MASTER,
NOW... SHTUFF HAPPENS
(That is all you should suspect so far)

Chapter 1: More Shtuff HappensEdit

Chill watches TV in his igloo

Reporter Susan: And in two days this year's Annual Winter Competition Extreme will go live!

A shot of the Ski Hill with penguins adding finishing touches is shown onscreen

Reporter Susan: The first of these activities take place at the Ski Hill! Each sport lasts two days and within that period will be four rounds! Athletes will compete in a wide variety of custom-made tracks and stadiums in sled racing, the new ski track, the renovated snowboarding track, the upgraded ice rink and let's not forget the snowball fights! Now we want to know what are your thoughts!

Reporter Susan interviews a nearby buff Team Blue member wearing hockey gear

Penguin #7: BROS! THIS IS GONNA BE TOTALLY RAD! I'M GONNA SHOW THE WORLD ON LIVE TELEVISION WHAT A REAL CHAMPION LOOKS LIKE!

Reporter Susan interviews a veteran Team Red snowboarder

Penguin #14: Psyched to competing in this year's competition! Let's go for a good one!

Reporter Susan interviews a Team Green professional snowball fighter

Penguin #22: I can't wait to throw my fastball at an unexpecting competitor! You really don't know what it's like until you see that look on their face! They just lost a point, I RULE!!

Reporter Susan interviews a new addition to the Team Yellow sled team

Penguin #17: I really can't wait to be apart of this! I remember watching TV and wishing I could be there! Now here I am! Dreams DO come true!!

Penguin #8: I think sledding is dumb, I mean twenty coins per victory? I could earn more by walking my puffle.

A group of nearby penguins and Penguin #17 stare at Penguin #8

Penguin #8: Also, you all overreact whenever your team loses, it's just a game, who cares who wins?

Penguin #8 suddenly gets ambushed by a ton of sledding fans

Reporter Susan: Some interesting opinions! Back to you Tom

Reporter Tom: Certainly a thrilling month for every athletic penguin! The winner of their speciality will receive not only a shiny trophy but a 1,000,000 coin prize as well!

Chill turns off his TV

Chill: …Time to become athletic :D Anyone wanna join me in being athleticness?!

All of Chill's Puffles run away

Chill: C'mon how hard could it possibly be? :|

Chill drags an old dusty treadmill from his basement and plugs it in

Chill: It's just walking extra fast, how hard cud it be? :D

Chill tries to run on his treadmill but gets tired after a moment and falls off

Chill: Ow…

Penquino walks into Chill's Igloo

Penquino: Hey Chill! Didja hear about the competition they're going to hold? The prize is a MILLION coins! Do you know how much eggnog I could buy with that? *_*

Chill: I wud buy all the pie and pizzah in deh world with it *_*

Penquino: I think I'm going to try and sign up for Team Blue, cuz if I won then… I'd never be thirsty of eggnog again…

Chill: Orly? Imma sign up for Team Yellow so I can win some crap maybe :D

Penquino: WAIT! Does this mean we're rivals now? D:

Chill: I think so

Penquino: Oh okay

Penquino smacks Chill to the back of his igloo with a baseball bat and runs outside

Penquino: I'LL BEAT YOU TO THE REGISTRATION THEN!

Chill: Oh nu u wont >:O

Chill trips over his treadmill and faceplants while trying to get out his igloo

Chill: ow i'm okay

Chill keeps running until he runs out of breath again and passes out like a noob

Chill: HAY THAT'S NOT NOICE- *passes out*

MEANWHILE

Penquino walks over to the Ski Village

Penquino: He knows he can use his Spy Phone right?

Penquino stops and sees a huge line for the sports signup

Penquino: D:

Penquino: Well, this is great…

Mario turns around

Mario: Hai CK

Penquino: Oh hey Mario, you beat me in line I guess…

Mario: Yes, yes I did

Penquino: :/

Mario: :)

Penquino: :/

Mario: :|

Penquino: This is taking a long time

Mario: I no :C

The line finally moves forward a little bit

Mario: Q-Q

Penquino: Welp since we've got the rest of the day, rock paper scissors?

Mario: But we have flippers

Penquino: Oh right…

AN AWKWARD SILENCE LATER

Mario: I'm rly bored :(

Chill finally arrives out of breath

Chill: DID I MAKE IT? :D

Penguino: You still got a line to go through

Chill: Aw nuts :|

MEANWHILE

Chicken: Bok bok bok buuuk…

Wizardboi: I already told you I'm going to make a cure, it just takes time! :|

Snowstormer: I'm fine with you taking as long as you want :D

Miron: k

Chicken: BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUK!!!

Wizardboi: Oh SHADDAP

Wizardboi smacks the chicken with his cane

Chicken: BUK!!!!

Wizardboi puts a Goblin eye into his potion and smoke stuff happens!

Wizardboi: My cure is ready! Now drink it

Chicken: BUUUUUUUK!!!!

Wizardboi forces the cure down the Chicken's throat

Chicken: BUUUUUUUUAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Chicken turns back into Penstubal

Penstubal: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA DON'T EVER DO THAT AGAIN!!!!

Wizardboi: You all volunteered to stay with me so you could help me with my potions!

Miron: but we never volunteered, you just kept us in cages

Wizardboi: Oh riiiiiiiiiiiight, then you're still to help me perfect my potions!

Penstubal: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA NO

A crystal ball starts flashing across the room

Wizardboi: This is unattended for

Wizardboi throws Penstubal back in his cage with Snowstormer and Miron and then walks over to his crystal ball

Wizardboi: Hmm…

Wizardboi taps his crystal ball and an image of a weird red thing falling from space is shown on it

Wizardboi: What does this mean?

Snowstormer: You'll let us go? :D

Wizardboi: Of course not :D

Snowstormer: k

On the crystal ball, the strange red thing sudden crashes in the wilderness somewhere

Wizardboi: Time for investigation! Stay here, oh wait you have no choice! :D

Wizardboi teleports away

Miron: wow rood

Penstubal: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA NO!! WE'LL BE HERE FOREVER!!!!

Snowstormer: :/

MEANWHILE WITH WIZARDBOI AND THE THING

Wizardboi looks at a large red egg

Wizardboi: No… this couldn't be… it's… you…

The egg cracks open and out of it comes red stuff

Wizardboi: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHH

Wizardboi teleports away

Red Stuff: BLUBRBGRBKRPLRBTRB!!

Red Stuff stands up, taking the form of a disoriented penguin and runs away on all fours

MEANWHILE

Chill, Penquino and Mario all finally move ahead again

Mario: IT'S SO BORING Q-Q

Penquino: I wish we could skip line :|

Chill: Wud i get banned for shoving people out of the way putting me first in line?

Penquino: maybe

The line moves forward again

Penquino: :O

Mario: IS THERE HOPE?

About 10 minutes later

Chill: i think u jynxed it :C

Mario: :C

Isai walks by

Isai: HI GUISE!

Mario: hi Isai

Isai: Are you in line for the Winter Competition?

Chill: yup, and its takin' forever :|

Isai: Oh, that's too bad… WELL CYA!

Isai enters the Everyday Phoning Facility

Penquino: :|

Suddenly the entire line runs away screaming

Chill: Oh kewl they left :D

The Party moves ahead to the registration booth

Penguin #40: Hey! Are you here to signup for the Winter Competition?

All: Yuss :D

Penguin #40: Okay so tell me your age, gender and preferred team and activity

Mario: Uh, I think I don't know my age

Chill: Same

Penquino: Yeah I dunno

Penguin #40: You don't know your age? Uh, okay… I'll leave that blank then for you all… How about your gender?

Mario: And I haz mustache :D

Chill: And I haz party hats :D

Penquino: And I haz a 3D Glasses! B)

Penguin #40: So you're all male?

Mario: Uh… sure

Penguin #40: And your teams?

Mario: RED :D

Penquino: BLUE :D

Chill: YELLOW :D

Mario: Wait so we're all enemies?

Penquino: Yuss

Mario whacks Penquino and Chill with a baseball bat, knocking them both out

Mario: :D

Penguin #40: And you're all registered! Wait, why are they knocked out?

Red Stuff: BLUBRBGRBKRPLRBTRB!!

Mario: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH IT'S A THING!!!!! TAKE THESE GUYS, THEY'RE MEANINGLESS TO ME NOW!!!

Mario throws Penquino and Chill at Red Stuff and runs off

Chill wakes up

Chill: Huh? AAAAAAAAAH IT'S A THING TAKE THIS GUY HE'S MEANINGLESS TO ME NOW!!!

Chill throws Penquino at Red Stuff and runs away with Mario

Penquino wakes up

Penquino: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaah crap, there's no one left to throw ;~;

Red Stuff almost swallows Penquino but gets saved by magic

Wizardboi: That was a close one! RUN AND DON'T LOOK BACK!

Penquino: Thank goodness, I didn't wanna die this early in the story

Fourth Wall: OW!

Penquino runs away

Wizardboi: YOU AND I HAVE UNFINISHED BUISNESS DON'T WE?

Red Stuff stares at Wizardboi from an angle

Wizardboi: COME AND GET ME THEN-

Red Stuff suddenly consumes Wizardboi

Wizardboi: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHH!!

rip in potatoes

Chapter 2: Shtuff AttacksEdit

TO BE CONTINUED

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