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Prologue: Deh Toliet RISES

ONCE UPON A TIME… THERE WAS A TIME… WHEN A TOILET MASTER ROSE!!!

DUN DUN DUMMB

That's kinda all you need to know.

Chapter 1: THE STORY STARTS NOW YAY

Mario: I'm bored

Chill crashes the Aqua Grabber through Mario's wall

Mario: …Hai?

Chill: HAY!

Mario: What were you doing with that?

Chill: …I wanted to see what happens if you attach balloons onto the Aqua Grabber with Jet Packs :D

Mario: o… Well I'm board, and there's nothing on TV D:

Mario changes the channel on his TV again

Reporter Tom: And today marks the 2-year anniversary of deh magic French Fry's defeat!

Chill: olook, it's been 2 years since we defeated the French Fry, and for some reason has been peaceful ever sense

Mario: But its BORING without constant villains attacking everyday

Chill: Who cars? At least there's not a new villain attacking every day, cuz that wud get annoying

Mario: Troo…

Chill: BESIDES, It's been 2 years, wouldn't have another villain attacked us by now?

Mario: Troo… again

Chill: For now how about we go around the Town and throw snowballs at random doodz? :D

Mario: …OTAY

MEANWHILE IN THE CLUB PENGUIN SEWERS NO ONE KNEW ABOUT SO IT MIGHT NOT EXIST

???: MWA HA HU GU MU LA!!

??? pulls out a plunger

???: Everyone has so much PEACE in their lives today… but EVERYONE knows EVERYTHING good comes to an end!

??? starts laughing manically

???: MWA HA HU DA MU LA GU MAAAAHAHGAUGJAMSAGDAGAGASWD

???'s Mom: SHADDAP SON, SOME OF US ARE TRYING TO SLEEP!!

???: o uh sowwie mom…

???'s Mom: IT'S OKAY SWEETIE I FORGIV U

???: :D

??? puts on a jet pack and flies out of the sewers into the light

A Really Weird Looking Penguin: NOW TO START MY PLAN!!

MEANWHILE AT THE TOWN

Mario and Chill throw some more snowballs at random penguins

Penguin #4: Hay >:|

Mario: ...This is really boring

Chill: Well sowwie, you come up with something :|

Mario: BUT I'M TOO LAZY TO DO THAT!!

Chill: Dat socks

Mario: Wanna call Penquino?

Chill: Okai

  • Mario: HAY PEQUINO
  • Operator: Your call has been moved to-
  • Mario: SHADDAP AND GIMME PENQUINO, WE'RE NOT USING THAT JOKE AGAIN!!!!
  • Penquino: Oh hay
  • Mario: Come to the Town :D
  • Penquino: But I'm busy counting all my leftover Eggnog!
  • Mario: Wat
  • Penquino: I counted 1,327 so far :D
  • Mario: But counting is math and math is boring D:
  • Penquino: Eggnog overrides that though-
  • Mario: GET OVA HEAR!!!

Mario puts his Arm through his EPF Spy Phone's speaker grabs Penquino and brings him to the Town

Mario: :D

Penquino: But my eggnog D:

Mario: 2bad :D

Chill: So uh, wut are we trying to do?

Mario: FIRST, we'll get back mostly everybody from the old party, then... uhhh... WE DO ADVENTURE STUFF!

Penquino: And if it fails?

Mario: I'll be bored :(

Penquino: Meh, I GUESS it beats counting eggnog

Mario: Dats the spirit :D

A Really Weird Looking Penguin suddenly flies into the Town with a Jet Pack

A Really Weird Looking Penguin: I AM DEH TOLIET MASTER!!!!!111

Chill: u smell weird

Toliet Master: Are you gonna fear me or something?

Mario: Nah, you aren't that scary, just a new level of weird

Toliet Master: BUT-

Penguin #4: Shouldn't your name be TOILET Master not Toliet Master?

Toliet Master: Well you see-

Mario: Ignore the weirdo, let's go find Brookelas :D

Chill and Penquino: YEY

Toliet Master: BUT GUYS I'M THE TOLIET MASTER! YOU CAN'T JUST LEAVE ME HERE!

Penquino: You should flush your dream of being a Toilet Master, it's kinda weird :P

Toliet Master: BUT I DON'T WANNA BE A TOILET MASTER I WANNA BE A TOLIET MASTER!!

Toliet Master looks around to notice everybody in the Town left

Toliet Master: Those little… I'll show them what happens when they ignore the TOLIET MASTER!!!! >:D

Penguin #9: Hi! Who r u talkin to?

Toliet Master: …Go away

Chapter 2: THIS CHAPTER HAS NO TITLE CUZ I'M LAZY

Mario looks up at the chapter's name

Mario: ...rly?

Author: Yes :3

Chill: But it DOES have a title

Author: Yeah so?

Chill: It says it doesn't have a title

Author: It doesn't have a CREATIVE title

Mario: But it doesn't say it doesn't have a creative title, just titles in general D:

Author: …

Mario: Ur weird :3

Author: You need to shut up

Penquino: Where did he come from anyway? There hasn't been an author in forever :|

Fourth Wall: OW!!

Author: NO MOAR QUESTIONS, JUST CONTINUE THE DANG PLOT!!!!!!!

Penquino: LET'S GO FIND BROOKELAS

The Party: YAAAAAAAAAAAY

The Party charges through Brookelas's igloo's wall

Mario: HAI BROOK

Brookelas: …

Penquino: Also while we're here, !pwn Brookelas :D

Chill: Didn't LM disable LM96Bot a long time ago tho?

Penquino: :(

Brookelas: HA! You can't !pwn me anymore!

Penquino: :(

Mario: So uh…

Brookelas: Why are you guys here anyway?

Mario: Cuz we're gonna go on an EPIC ADVENTURE and we need YOU to come with us :D

Brookelas: Oh okay, I was actually gonna go hang out with Hosp-

Mario: NOPE, NO EXCUSES YOU'RE COMING

Mario grabs Brookelas and everyone else somehow (wow does he have 3 flippers O_o) and runs around Igloo Lane some more

Mario runs around Igloo Lane dragging everyone with him

Brookelas: Seriously guys I should REALLY be with Hop-

Mario: NO EXCUSES! NOW LET'S GO GET HAT AND SHARK

Everybody but Brookelas: YAY

Brookelas: …But-

Mario: NO! You're coming with us… and you're gonna WUV IT :D

Mario stops in front of Shark's igloo

Mario: How sud we get in? :S

Penquino: I got an idea :D

Hat Pop and Sharkbate animate a new video on their computer

Hat Pop: Did you hear that?

Sharkbate: Nope

Hat Pop: It sounds like someone's climbing down your chimney

Sharkbate: WAIT! So Santa's coming early this year? :D

Mario falls to the bottom of Shark's chimney covered in ash

Sharkbate: IT'S SANTA CLAUS!!!! His outfit is a lot darker than I was expecting it to be

Mario coughs all the ash off himself somehow

Sharkbate: Wait? MARIO IS SANTA?!?

Mario: *cough* HAI SHARK... *cough* HAI HAT

Sharkbate: Don't worry Mario, your secret is safe! :D

Hat: Shark, I don't think he's Santa

Mario: Wait, wut? I'M SANTA CLAUS?!

Brookelas was in through the front door

Brookelas: …Uh, hi guys?

Sharkbate: You won't believe what I found out :D Mario is SECRETLY Santa Claus! Don't tell anyone though that's a secret!!

Mario: *cough* Actually, I just wanted to feel cool…

A giant Snow Trekker suddenly crashes through the back of Shark's igloo

Chill: ...Oops

Mario: NOW TO THE POINT! HAT, SHARK, WANNA JOIN US ON AN EPIC QUEST TO DO STUFF THAT ISN'T BORING?!

Sharkbate: Okay Santa :D

Hat: Sure!

Shark: After we finish uploading this Ice Bucket challenge Penstubal recorded

Hat: By the way why didn't you ever let me see the end of the video?

Shark: Well… it's because you…

Mario: YOU TWO ARE COMING RIGHT NOW, NO CHOICE!

Mario grabs Hat and Shark and throws them into the Snow Trekker, then grabs Brookelas who was trying to escape and throws him in the Snow Trekker too

Mario: You guise gave me an idea, WE SHOULD INVITE STUBAL NEXT!!!

Chill: OTAY! Next stop, STUBAL'S IGLOO!

Chill backs up and hits another igloo, then moves forward and hits Hat's igloo, then he suddenly smashes the pedal and runs over a random mailbox then finally gets on the road

MEANWHILE IN PENSTUBAL'S IGLOO

Penstubal sits by his fireplace in a comfy chair

Penstubal sips some coffee and then grabs the Club Penguin Times

Penstubal: Wow its been 2 years since the Magic French Fry was defeated on Club Penguin…

Penstubal pets his puffles

Penstubal: I wish I could go on an epic adventure quest…

The Snow Trekker suddenly breaks through Penstubal's fireplace and covers Stubal in snow

Mario: STUBAL! GET IN!!! WE'RE GONNA DO STUFF THAT ISN'T BOARING!!!

Penstubal: ...wat is this i dont even-

Chill presses a button the Snow Trekker that unleashes an arm that grabs Penstubal and puts him on the Snow Trekker

Penstubal: WAT IS HAPPENING!!!

Chill smashes the pedal again and drives straight through Stubal's igloo, almost destroying it

Penstubal's Puffles: …Squeak?

Penstubal: WHERE ARE WE GOING?

Mario: Wherever the winds take us!

Penstubal: ...

Snowstormer and Miron suddenly fall onto the Snow Trekker

Mario: Wat

Penstubal: We stick together :D

Mario: ...wat

Author: lol

Miron: k

Author: but y

Miron: k

Author: SHTAP D:

Miron: k

Author: ...

Miron: k

Author: Why are you in this story? D:

Miron: cuz ( ≖‿≖)

Snowstormer: My Słowianie wiemy jak nasze na nas działa!!!!!!!!!!!

Author: OH NO! WHAT HAVE I DONE?! WHY DID I AGREE TO WRITE THIS STORY?! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH

Miron: wat is this i dont even

Author: YOU DON'T EVEN?! I DON'T EVEN KNOW MAN!!!

Author runs away from his magical desk chair

Miron: k

Mario: yey he's gone :D

MEANWHILE SOMEWHERE

Toliet Master: ...YES!!! THE AUTHOR ABANDONED HIS MAGICAL DESK CHAIR

Toliet Master sits down and grabs the magical pen of powaz

Toliet Master: I HAVE CONTROL OVER THE UNIVEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERSE!!

Toliet Master scribbes down some stuff onto a book titled "Rise of Deh Toliet Master"

Toliet Master: THEY SUFFER NOW YAAAAAAAAAY

Chapter 2½: THEY SUFFER NOW YAAAAAAAAAY

MEANWHILE IN THE SNOW TREKKER

Penquino: So now wut?

Mario: I dunno actually, I was thinking we could get some pizza!

The Snow Trekker suddenly explodes while Chill drives it

MEANWHILE IN THE WRITING ROOM

Toliet Master: MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA!! THEY'LL DREAD THE DAY THEY DIDN'T TAKE THE TOLIET MASTER AS A THREAT!!!

BACK IN THE PIZZA PARLOR

The Party eats Pizza in the Pizza Parlor

Penquino: This is sum good pizza :D

Brookelas: Well, it's the only pizza company on the island, so I guess this is the best we can comprehend in a way

Chill: Wut does comprehend mean

The Party's pizzas turn into bombs suddenly

Mario: wait wut

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM EXPLOSIONS! POW!!! BANG!! RATATATA!!!

The Pizza Parlor explodes, but everyone survives, so its okay :D

Pizza Parlor Manager: No it's not okay D:

The Party flies out of the exploding building somehow and crash outside the Plaza

Penstubal: wat is this ide

Mario: ITS THE APOCALYPSE!!!!

Penquino: The eggnog must be mad for me abandoning it, I'M SO SOWWIE EGGNOG!

Hat Pop: I don't think it works that way

Toliet Master: MWA HU LU MO TU NA! YOU DIDN'T TAKE ME AS A THREAT BEFORE! LOOK AT ME NOW!! I'M WRITING THE STORY, AND YOU CAN'T DO ANYTHING TO STOP ME!!!

Miron: k

Hat Pop: Wait you guys know him?

Everyone pauses for a moment and stares at the Toliet Master

Penquino: Uhhh

Sharkbate: Who's that guy?

Penstubal: idk

Mario: He looks familiar but... I don't remember him. Do you remember him Chill?

Chill: Nah, I would remember somebody who looks that stoopid

Brookelas: This was a bad idea

Mario: But you never had a choice :D

Brookelas: True…

Toliet Master: Wait, you don't remember... me? D:

Mario: Nah, but if you're a villain that's cool, we haven't fought one in forever :D

Snowstormer: I don't know what's happening :D

Toliet Master: YOU DON'T REMEMBER ME?! I SUMMON ANVIL RAINSTORMS, MWA HA HU KU PA JA!!!

Toliet Master writes down more maddness in the book and anvils start falling from the sky

Brookelas: AAAAAAAAHH!!

Brookelas gets squashed by an anvil

Miron: k

Snowstormer: ÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄ

Mario: Clam down

Snowstormer: wat

Mario: You heard me, I said clam down. Problem? :D

Mario gets squashed by an anvil suddenly

Snowstormer: ÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄ-

Snowstormer gets crushed by an anvil too

Toliet Master: YES... A BIG PROBLEM... YOU'RE STILL ALIVE! MWA HA HU KA MU DU AA NAA!!!

Chill: srsly y is ur laugh so dorpy? :|

Chill gets crushed by an anvil

Toliet Master: SHADDAP MY LAUGH IS FABULOUS!!

Sharkbate: We should make a short about this when we get back later

Hat: Maybe xD

Mario lifts up the anvil for a second

Mario: KD is the new XD!

Mario gets crushed by the anvil again

Penquino: ...He's REALLY desperate in getting the word around.

Miron: k

Toliet Master: AS FOR YOU MIRON

Miron: k

Toliet Master erases k from the alphabet

Miron: .

Toliet Master: MWA HA JA KA LUU!! I NOW ALL YOUR WEANESSES!

Penstubal: wat

Toliet Master: It's cuz I removed that one letter from the alphabet :|

Miron: .

Shar_bate: Aw man, now my name's weird :|

Author wal_s bac_ into his writing room

Author: O_ay, I thin_ I'm FINALLY ready emotionally for this story's characters :D

Author sees Toliet Master writing on his des_

Author: HAY WUT R U DOING?!?! D:

Toliet Master: I'm winning :D

Toliet Master writes down some words

The Author suddenly transforms into a puffle

Everyone: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Toliet Master: I'M WINNING! MWA NU _O VA!!!

Toliet Master writes down some more stuff

Shar_bate suddenly turns into shar_ bait

Shar_s fall from the sky and start chasing Shar_ bait

Shar_ bait: o-o

Penquino gets crushed by all of his leftover eggnog

Penquino: OW!--

A meteor falls from the s_y and lands on Penstubal

Penstubal: NOOO--

Hat Pop's bunny ears suddenly turn a dar_ black color

Hat Pop: ...WHAT DID YOU DO TO MY BUNNY EARS?!?!?!

Toliet Master: MWA GA MOO FAA!! I'M WINNING!!!!!!111

Author: ...SQUEA_

Author hides somewhere

Hat Pop: MY BUNNY EARS… THEY'RE… RUINED!!!

Toliet Master: Yeah so? You can't touch this B)

Hat Pop: …YOU RUINED MY BUNNY EARS!!!!!

Hat Pop growls and jumps out of the book and starts attacking the Toliet Master

Toliet Master: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHH


This scene is too violent for the world


Hat Pop kicks the Toliet Master one more time

Mario: YEY HAT SAVED US

Hat Pop: :D

Miron: k

Chill: now wut

Author: Now I write the story again :D

The Party: YEY

Author: :D


VILLAIN TRANSMISSION

Toliet Master's Mom wraps bandages around Toliet Master's bandages

Toliet Master: She's was strong… and scary… strong and scary…

Toliet Master's Mom: WHY ARE YOU SUCH A LOSER? GET SOME MUSCLES AND ACTUALLY TRY WINNING AGAINST A GIRL!! WELL ANYWAYS HAVE A GOOD NIGHT I GUESS

Toliet Master's Mom kisses Toliet Master on the cheek

Toliet Master: o ok good night :D

Toliet Master's Mom walks out of the room

Toliet Master: She's gonna gimme nightmares ;~;

Hat Pop: …What did you say?

Toliet Master: AHHH HOW DID YOU GET IN HERE?

Hat Pop: Dunno :P

Toliet Master: MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM THERE'S A STRANGER IN MY ROOM

Toliet Master's Mom: GET THE BROOM HONEY

Hat: …I guess I'll be on my way?

Toliet Master: That's what I thought >:D

END TRANSMISSION

Chapter 4: So is this Chapter 3 or Chapter 4?

Author: ...I really just don't know... I mean... Chapter 2... Chapter 2½...

Penquino: Make it chapter 5 :D

Author: No

Brookelas: Let's make EVERYONE's lives easier and name it Chapter 4! Also lemme go visit Hopsphie

Author: Well then, ITS SETTLED! CHAPTER 4!!! Also... YOU'LL NEVER! VISIT HOPSPHIE

Brookelas: Aw...

Chill: Now wut?

Bro pulls over to the Party with his Quad

Chill: Yo Bro

Bro: Yo

Mario: BRO! WE'RE GOING ON AN EPIC ADVENTURE TO DO STUFF THAT ISN'T BORING!! WANNA COME?!

Bro: Lemme think-No.

Bro drives away

Mario: ...

Penquino: We should follow him :D

Mario: OKAY :D

The Party follows Bro's quad

Bro: I'm a celebrity B)

Bro looks in his mirror

Bro: Oh wait… its only those losers

Bro drives faster

Miron: k

Snowstormer: AAAAAAAAAAAAA he's too fast D:

Mario: If we only had our own quad... we could race Bro to the finish thing :D

Hat: But there is no racetrack on this island-

Mario: WE'LL MAKE ONE!!!!!!!!

Miron: k

Shark: But we'd still need to get a Quad from somewhere…

Chill: DON'T WORRY GUISE! I HAVE A SOLUTION!

Shark: What is it?

Chill: The solution is... we wait till he leaves his Quad then we hijack it :D

Mario: ...I LIKE IT!

Miron: .

Penquino: Is all you say k and .?

Miron: .

Penquino: ...Is that a yes?

Miron: k

Penquino: Um... real answer please?

Miron: k

Penquino: I'll just assume that's all you say :D

Miron: o… k

Penquino: YOU SAID SOMETHING DIFFERENT!

Miron: ok so?

Penquino: YOU DID IT AGAIN!

Miron: k

Chill: GUISE LET'S GO TO BRO'S MANSION!

Everyone: YAY

Everyone teleports to in front of Bro's mansion somehow

Bro parks his Quad outside his Mansion and gets out

Bro walks inside his mansion

Chill: ...ITS TIME! LET'S HIJACK!!!!

Penquino: YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEY

Everyone runs to the Quad and grabs the steering wheel

Penstubal: Wait...

Shark: Wut?

Penstubal: We need a key to turn it on D:

Chill: ...SCROO DAT!

Chill grabs Random Nearby Twig and uses it to turn on Bro's Quad

Chill: :D

Random Nearby Twig: Ow...

Chill: AAAHH IT'S ALIVE! *drops*

Random Nearby Twig: ...So?

Miron: k

Mario: GUISE LET'S GO! WE HAVE BRO'S QUAD NOW!

The Party all try to steer Bro's Quad out of his driveway together but accidently run over Random Nearby Twig and crash into Bro's gate

Random Nearby Twig: ...Ow

Bro walks outside again

Bro: AAAAH!! MY BABY AND MY GATE!!!!

Bro runs to the driveway and starts crying

Bro: WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY?

Random Duck: lol ur crying

Bro: Who are you?

Random Duck: I'm Random Duck!

Bro: …

Random Duck: I appear at random places at random times :D

Bro: Ok and?

Random Duck: kthxbai *POOF*

Bro: …I seek revenge

Bro falls on his non-existant knees

Bro: I SHALL AVENGE YOU MY QUAD AND GATE!!!!!! AVENGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111oneoneonewonwoniahdiuaf

Bro presses a button and the ground opens up

Bro: I UNLEASH THY BROINIZERINATOR 9001!!!!!!!!!

A giant machine that resembles Bro with his old hair style pops out the driveway and opens up

Bro hops inside it

Bro: >:D

MEANWHILE

The Party crash into a ton of buildings and trees with the Quad

The Party: YEEEEEEEEEEY

The ground shakes

Mario: Wut's that?

Chill: HEY LOOK

Penstubal: It has an Afro :O

Sharkbate: ...Its a large version of Bro?

Bro: IT IS I, BRO! AND I SEEK REVENGE!!!!!!!!!!!!

Snowstormer: lol bro your robot think looks like you back when you had an afro

Bro: NO IT DOESN'T!

Hat Pop: Uh yeah it does :P

Bro: DOES NOT!

Chill: DOES TOO :D

Bro: ...Okay fine it was built back when I had an afro...

The Party: YEY

Bro: I CALL IT... THE BROINIZERINATOR 9001!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Miron: k

Chill: So… Does it give us all afros or something?

Bro: EVEN BETTER!!!

Mario: Does it make rocks turn to pie? :D

Bro: BETTER!!!!

Brook: Will it let me visit Hospishie? :D

Bro: …

Brookelas: What?

Bro: Okay its WAY better than that

Brookelas: …Aww

Author: Brook, I told you… YOU'RE NEVER GONNA VISIT HOPSPHIE

Brookelas: :(

Bro: Time to test this machine out :D

Bro looks at all the death buttons

Bro: Hm...

Bro spots a large PRETTY PINK button with a flower icon on it

Bro: This seems like a nice warmup :D

Bro presses it and the Broinizerinator 9001 unleashes a storm of PRETTY PINK flowers at the Party! OH NOEZ!!

Chill: EEEEK FLOWERS!

Mario: MY ONLY WEAKNESS!!!

Penstubal: ITS SO PEACEFUL! IT HURTS! AAAAAH!!

Snowstormer: ÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄ

Miron: k

Sharkbate: I don't get it...

Hat Pop shrugs

Brookelas: ...FINALLY, something that can't hurt me

An anvil suddenly drops from space and lands on Brook

Brookelas: I spoke too soon X_X

Bro: MWA HA HA HA!!! AND I'M JUST WARMING UP!!!!

Mario: NOOOOOOOOOO I'M ALREADY DEAD! YOU CAN'T KILL ME TWICE!!!

Bro: ...You're alive right now though

Mario: orite :3

Bro presses a large brown button with "AFRO" written on it

Bro: This seems fun :D

The Broinizerinator 9001's Afro shoots a beam at the Party and everyone grows and afro

Mario: I HAVE HAIR NOW!!!!

Chill: Uhhh?

Snowstormer: I ALSO HAVE HAIR!!!

Miron: .

Penstubal: Err…

Shark: You look… a little…

Hat: LOL Shark you look like how Bro used to!

Brook: GUYS!! A LITTLE HELP HERE? KINDA TRAPPED UNDER AN ANVIL!!!

Mario: Shhhh… I'm enjoying my moments of not being bald...

Bro: AW CRAP! THEY LIKE IT!! UM… UNDO BUTTON!!

Bro presses the undo button and undos the effects of the Afroizer

The Party turns back to normal

Mario: Aww :(

Chill: Wait, YEW LIED! IT DOES GIVE DOODS AFROS!

Bro: Shaddap

Chill: but y :(

Bro: Cuz I said so… NOW YOU ALL DIE!!!!!!!!!!!! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAA

Mario: WAIT! SHTAP

Bro: wat cant u see im trying to murder u all?

Mario: Yeah but… What if I could make you an trade?

Bro: GIMME MY QUAD AND ITS ALL OVER!

Mario: Wat, no

Bro: THEN WHAT DO YOU OFFER?!

Mario: I offer you...

Mario holds up a leftover half-eaten pizza slice from earlier that didn't turn into a bomb somehow

Bro looks at the leftover pizza then looks back at his Quad

Bro: This is tough… But…

Bro deactivates the Broinizerinator 9001 and hops out

Bro: I'LL TAKE IT!

Bro takes the half-eaten pizza slice and eats it

Bro: So worth it :D

The Party: :D

Brookelas: Wait so that's it?

Author: Yes :3

Brookelas: That was lame

Author: HOW DARE YOU INSULT MY WORKS!

Brookelas catches on fire

Brookelas: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!

Chill: Happily ever after :D

Bro: So um… I got nothing better to do so can I come on your quest thing?

Mario: Lemme think…

Snowstormer: idk i mean you just tried to kill us-

Mario: OKAY YOU CAN TOTALLY COME ALONG!

Snowstormer: but he tried to-

Mario: Past is the past :D

Snowstormer: ...ok

BRO HAS JOINED THE PARTY!

Mario: NOW FORWARD! WE SHALL FIND MORE STUFF TO DO THAT ISN'T BORING!!!!

The Party: YEY!

Mario charges into the next chapter

Chapter 5: Lab Experiments :D

Penstubal: wat does that even mean ide

Author: :D

Sharkbate: bananaPHONE

Hat Pop: lolwut xD

Mario: KD is the new XD!

Hat Pop: ...

Brookelas: I like XD though

Mario: ...WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT?

Brookelas: Yes, can I go visit Hosp-

Mario: NEVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Mario grabs the Blah Blah Blah Mallet and smashes Brookelas

Brookelas: Ow 9_6

Mario: YOU'RE DEAD TO ME.

Brookelas: No I'm not

Mario goes into Brook's face

Mario: DEADDDDDDDDD

Brookelas: Um...

Mario slaps Brook

Mario: Okay now you're not :D

Brookelas: Hos-

Mario: NEVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Bro: I've only been here for less than 5 minutes and I can already tell I'm surrounded by idiots… GREAT

Snowstormer: Dodać do balonów !

Bro: …I think I already regret this

Chill: BUNNY EARS :D

Hat: My quote :/

Chill: I just felt like saying it :3

Penquino: Eggnog?

Snowstormer: idek

Gary walks into the middle of the wilderness where everyone is

Gary: GREETINGS EVERYONE!

Chill: :O

Chill looks at Gary

Chill: MY HERO!!!!!!!!!!!11!!1!!11

Chill grabs Gary's foot and hugs it

Chill: I'm never letting go of your foot :D

Gary: …Um

Mario: He's a big fan :D

Gary: YOU ALL SEEM LIKE REASONABLE PENGUINS!

Gary looks around

Gary: Want to be apart of my EXPIREMENT?!?!?

Chill: TAKE ME WITH YOU!!!!!!!!!!

Penstubal: Um

Miron: k

Gary: GREAT! YOU'RE ALL COMING THEN!

Gary teleports everyone to his seekrit underground cave laboratory

Gary: WELCOME TO MY SEEKRIT UNDERGROUND CAVE LABORATORY!

Uh yeah… I just said that

Gary: So? :D

So what?

Gary: FOR SCIENCE!

You're crazy

Gary: I KNOW!!!

Chill: HERO… *drools*

Gary attaches a ton of wires onto Chill

Chill: EEEEEEEEEEEE HE'S EXPERIMENTING ON MEEEEEEEEEEEE

Chill passes out

Gary attaches some wires onto everyone in The Party

Gary writes down some words

Gary pulls a lever and everything starts sparking

Gary: 30% power :D

The Party gets electrocuted

The Party: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHH

Gary: Okay... good...

Gary writes down some more stuff

Gary: Ready for more? :D

Penstubal: Please no Q_Q

Miron: .

Chill: YES!!! DO IT!!!

Gary: IF YOU SAY SO!!!

Shark: Wait-wut?

Gary pulls the lever again and every gets shocked again

Gary: This is 80% :D

The Party: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHH

Chill: I LOVE IT!!!!!!

Gary: I like this one's attitude :D

Snowstormer: Chill, you're altitude is not conductive to the acquired stratosphere!!

Everyone: ...wat

Chill: GIVE US 9000 PERCENT GARY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Gary: If you say so :D

The Party except Chill: WHAT NO?!

Gary pulls a ton of switches

Mario: ...Goodbye world

The laboratory starts to spark and suddenly a large jolt of electricity fires at The Party

Gary: 9003% :D

Mario: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHH

Penquino: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHH

Brookelas: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHH

Hat: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHH

Shark: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHH

Penstubal: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHH

Snowstormer: ÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄ

Miron: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Bro: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHH

Chill: YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHH!

Random Nearby Twig: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHH

Toliet Master: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHH

Toliet Master's Mom: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHH

Random Duck: QUAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK

Penstubal's Puffles: SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAK

A Random Pebble: Why aren't I in this story yet? :|

President of Dumbness: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEKKK!!! ENOUGH!!!!!!!!!

Everyone stops

Random Nearby Twig, Toliet Master, Toliet Master's Mom, Random Duck, Penstubal's Puffles and A Random Pebble all teleport somewhere

President of Dumbness: ITS OVER 9000!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111111111

President of Dumbness makes it 8999%

President of Dumbness: Okay proceed :D

Gary: Um...

Bro: I think I just saw a random duck from earlier

Penquino: I saw Eggnog hidden among the stars :D

Brookelas: I saw Hospshie!

Author: No you didn't

Brookelas: Yeah I did

Author: It was Catali

Brookelas: What?

Hat: Well I'm worn out, let's leave

Chill: WAIT!! WE DIDN'T COMPLETE THE EXPERIMENT YET

Gary: I like this one's spirit!

Gary pulls the lever again and...

The Party: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHH

And then everyone died.

The end.


  • CREDITS
    • Mario Rk as that guy with the really cool stache you should totally check out
    • Chill57181 as the guy with the party hat
    • Penquino as the guy with the eggnog in his flippers
    • Hat Pop as the Bunny-Eared Ninja Rabbit
    • Sharkbate as the most trolltastic troll to ever troll a troll
    • Brookelas as that guy who does the stuff
    • Bro as that other guy
    • Author as the coolest person you'll EVER meet, like EVER seriously you should totally meet him he's soooo cool and amazing!! btw did i say hes cool?
    • Penstubal as a member of the dorp trio
    • Snowstormer as another member of the dorp trio
    • Miron as a potato (and hes still dorp trio)
    • penguins as birds
    • hi mom
    • are you still reading this? lol
    • go away the story's over
    • ...k
    • afhwe78gteqw89shfa8g
    • Toliet Master as that big loser guy nobody cares about

THANKS FOR READING!!!!!





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The Party: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

Gary's machine overloads and explodes

Gary: AWWW

The Party (except Chill): YAAAAAAY

Chill: NOOOOOOOOOO!!!

Bro grabs Chill and drags him out the lab as everyone follows

Gary: Be sure to come again!

Chill starts crying as everyone leaves Gary's lab

Chill: BUT WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYY?

Chapter 6: Race in deh Sky

The Party waddles over to the Ski Village

Chill cries some more

Chill: I NEVER EVEN GOT HIS BACKGROUND Q-Q

Bro: Quit whining

Chill: But YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND! Q-Q

Bro slaps Chill

Chill: ...ow

Bro: :)

Penquino: So now where to?

Mario: WHEREVER THE WIND SHALL TAKE US!

Mario puts on a glider and runs up the Ski Hill

Brookelas: ...Really? -_-

Sharkbate: Yes

Sharkbate straps a Jet Pack on Brookelas and he blasts off

Brookelas: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHH

Sharkbate puts on one of his Deluxe Jet Packs and takes off too

Bro facepalms

Chill: OOH THAT LOOKS LIKE FUN!!

Chill puts on a broken Jet Pack that he repaired himself and takes off

Penquino: No fair!

Penquino straps on a Prototype Jet Pack he stole from Gary's lab and takes off

Hat: Wait for me!

Hat flies up using a Bunny Eared Jet Pack

Miron, Snowstormer and Penstubal all fly up using a rainbow-powered jet pack

Bro: ...Why did I agree to this?

Bro calls up his private jet manager

Bro's private jet lands right next to him and he walks in

Bro's private jet takes off and passes everyone else

Mario: WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Bro's jet flies past Mario

Mario: NUUU

Mario goes down to 2nd place

Hat: Wait this is a race?

Penquino: Now it is :D

Penquino passes everyone but Mario

Chill: OH NO YEW DON'T! (3rd)

Chill gets head to head with Penquino and knocks him down

Penquino: D: (4th)

Brook: AAAAH

Brook continues to go out of control for a while

The Dorp Trio and their rainbow-powered jetpacks suddenly pass Brookelas, putting them in 7th place and Brook in last

Penstubal: WOOOOT (7th)

Miron: ( ≖‿≖) (7th)

Snowstormer: Ajajajajaja yes i am :) (7th)

  • 1st: Bro
  • 2nd: Mario
  • 3rd: Chill
  • 4th: Penquino
  • 5th: Hat
  • 6th: Shark
  • 7th: Miron, Snowstormer and Penstubal
  • 8th: Brookelas

Sharkbate speeds up and passes by Hat, getting into 5th place

Hat: Hey, get back here!

Hat catches up to Shark and they both are head to head for a while until Shark pushes Hat out of the way putting her back in 6th place

Penquino puts some eggnog into the prototype jetpack and gets a large boost and passes by Chill again

Chill: HAY D:

Penquino gets head to head with Mario

Mario: D:

Mario throws a pie in Penquino's face

Penquino: FIHUAISG89FHSDHA8IFHQWGY

Penquino gets knocked back into 7th place as everyone passes by him except Brookelas

Brookelas finally gets control over his jet pack and passes by Penquino

Penquino: Nu D: (8th)

Snowstormer: AAAA BROOK'S CATCHING UP

Miron presses a button on his rocket and splashes rainbows all over Brookelas's face, then Penquino passes him again

Brookelas: AAAAH! (8th)

Miron: Power of Rainbows ( ≖‿≖)

Suddenly a random UFO zips by everyone, including Bro in his private jet

???: I HAVE ARRIVED...

Everyone: *GAAAAAAAAAASP*

??? takes off his cloak

Slender: IT IS I, SLENDER!!

Brookelas: Oh, it's just Slender

Penquino: Where'd he get the UFO? O_o

Mario: Yeah... I WANT IT!!

Slender: ...Uh oh

Everyone starts dashing towards Slender except for Bro who's happy with his private jet and the dorp trio

Slender: Nooooo

Mario: MINE!!

Mario throws a pie at Chill knocking him back

Chill: ASDFMOVIE

Chill's jet pack explodes and he falls down

  • 1st: Slender
  • 2nd: Mario, Penquino, Sharkbate, Hat Pop and Brookelas
  • 3rd: Bro
  • 4th: Dorp Trio
  • Disqualified: Chill

Penquino throws an empty eggnog bottle at Brookelas

Brookelas: AAH!

Brookelas gets glass in his eyes and loses control again

Brookelas's jet pack comes off somehow and he falls down

Sharkbate gets his pair of Blue Bunny Ears and throws them at the ground

Hat Pop: :O

Hat Pop goes after the Blue Bunny Ears and disqualifies herself

Bro: Wow... they must REALLY want that UFO

Miron: ( ≖‿≖)

Bro: What are YOU looking at?

Snowstormer: ( ≖‿≖)

Bro: Uh...

Penstubal: ( ≖‿≖)

Bro: You're all starting to freak me out...

Sharkbate grabs a pie and throws it down

Mario: NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

Mario abandons his glider and dives down to it

Penquino: THE UFO IS MINE!!

Slender: ...Help me

Sharkbate throws a bottle of Eggnog down too

Penquino: HA HA HA! Like I'm gonna fall for that!

The Eggnog continues to fall

Penquino stares at it

Penquino: ...

Penquino abandons the Prototype Jetpack and dives to the falling Eggnog

Sharkbate: lol

Slender: D:

Slender fires a laser at Shark from the UFO

Shark's Deluxe Jetpack catches on fire

Sharkbate: ...

Sharkbate releases the deluxe jetpack and takes out his parachute

Sharkbate: Well played

Slender crosses the finish line

Slender: YAAAAAAAAAAY!

Bro's Jet then passes by the finish line and is followed by the Dorp Trio's rainbow-powered jetpacks

  • RACE RESULTS
    • 1st: Slender
    • 2nd: Bro
    • 3rd: Miron, Snowstormer and Penstubal
    • Disqualified: Chill, Brookelas, Hat Pop, Mario, Penquino and Sharkbate

Slender: I WIN!!! DO I GET A PRIZE?!

Author: Yes!

Slender: What is it?! :D

Author: This!

Author knocks Slender off his UFO and takes it for himself

Author: >:D

  • NEW RACE RESULTS
    • 1st: Author
    • 1st Also Disqualified: Slender
    • 2nd: Bro
    • 3rd: Miron, Snowstormer and Penstubal
    • Disqualified: Chill, Brookelas, Hat Pop, Mario, Penquino and Sharkbate

The Author awards himself with a trophy

Author: YAAAY!

Bro: …How was this even fair?

Penstubal: Says the one in the jet

Bro: …

MEANWHILE AT THE SURFACE

Toliet Master: MWA GA TU KU PA!!

Everyone who was disqualified was put inside a cage made of sticks

Toliet Master: YOU'RE ALL MY PRISONERS NOW!!

Chill: Pssst... who's this guy again?

Mario: I think he's the plunger scientist wizard guy with fairy powers

Toliet Master: NO!! I'M THE TOLIET MASTER!!!!

Chill: no ur not

Toliet Master: YES I AM!!

Random Duck: Quack.

Random Duck teleports away

Toliet Master: Um... BUT YES! I AM VERY EVIL AND INTIMIDATING! I AM... THE TOLIET MASTER! MASTER OF ALL TOLIETS IN THE WOOOOOOOOOORLD!

Sharkbate: Pretty sure it's spelled toilet not toliet

Toliet Master: DO NOT QUESTION THE TOLIET MASTER!!!

Sharkbate: Geez, calm down

Toliet Master: NO YOU CALM DOWN!!

Sharkbate: I'm perfectly calm

Toliet Master: AND SO AM I!!! LOOK AT HOW PEACEFUL I AM RIGHT NOW!!!!!!!!

Mario: Indeed

Hat: Can we go already?

Hat puts on her new Blue Bunny Ears

Toliet Master: NO!! YOU SHALL NOT PASS!!

Chill: but y

Toliet Master: BECAUSE I SAID SO!!

Chill: but y

Toliet Master: JUST BECAUSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Chill: If it helps, I can give you some Chill Pills™

Chill shows Toliet Master a bottle of pills with his face on it

Mario: Whoa you got it trademarked? C:

Chill: Naw, i just added it for lolz

Toliet Master: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

Mario: ur weird u no that rite?

Toliet Master: STOP!!! YOU'RE OVERHEATING ME!!!!!

Penquino finishes his eggnog

Penquino: So you're a machine?

Toliet Master: NO!! NO!!! NO!!!!

Penquino: Calm down already

Toliet Master: OVERHEATING!!!!!!

Mario: I think he's a maniac

Toliet Master: I AM GOING TO DESTROY YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Mario: And I was right :D

Sharkbate: I know a guy who can help

Toliet Master: RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHH!!

Toliet Master tackles everyone as an RPG Battle Starts


  • RPG Battle: Toliet Master (20/20 HP)

RPG Box flies in

RPG Box: This is an RPG Battle! In it you can-

RPG Box gets crushed by Chill

Chill: C:

Chill > Attacks > Party Hat Poke

Toliet Master: OUCH! (19/20)

Hat Pop > Attacks > Chainsaw

Toliet Master: AAAAAAAHH!! (14/20)

Mario > Attacks > TNT Toss

Toliet Master: ITS SO PAINFUL! (9/20)

Penquino > Attacks > Eggnog Glass

Toliet Master: NOOO!! (8/20)

Sharkbate > Attacks > Card-Jitsu Power Card

Toliet Master: NOOOOOOOOO!! (0/20)

Toliet Master passes out


Hat: That was... interesting

Mario: ikr

Chill: I wonder how Slender and the others are doing

Penquino: Didn't Brook get disqualified too?

Hat: I don't see him anywhere...

MEANWHILE ON THE MOON

Brookelas: ...Hello?

???: AJDAIWSHF89ASFHQ893WTHAOGHS

Brookelas: AAAAAH!!

BACK AT THE SURFACE

Sharkbate: He's probably okay

Mario: Anyways... LET'S CONTINUE OUR ADVENTURE!!

Penquino: Wut about the others?

Mario: ...They'll find us :D

Mario: Oh look a box!

Mario runs over to a random chest and opens it up and...

Mario: I GOT THE THING!!!

Mario holds up a Machine Gum

Mario: I haven't used these things in so long :D

Chill: I want :C

Sharkbate: Give it to me

Mario: NU! IT'S MEIN!

Penquino hugs his eggnog


VILLAIN TRANSMISSION

Toliet Master: MOOOOOOM

Toliet Master's Mom: YES SWEETIE?

Toliet Master: The kids were bullying me again :(

Toliet Master's Mom: SOCKS FOR YOU

Toliet Master: ...AND?

Toliet Master's Mom: NO I'M NOT HELPING YOU HONEY

Toliet Master: BUT MOOOM

Toliet Master's Mom: NO.

Toliet Master: Aw...

Toliet Master's Mom: I'M JUST TEASING YOU SWEETIE OF COURSE I'LL HELP!

Toliet Master: YEEEEY

END VILLAIN TRANSMISSION

Chapter 7: Harbutt's PROTOBOT'S REVENGE OF DOOM!!!!

Mario: dorp

Author: NO ONE ASKED YOU!!!

Mario: wow rood

Author: im sowwie :(

Mario: its otay

MEANWHILE IN THE SKY

Penstubal: Tacos!

Bro: Why do I have to be paired up with you all? Why can't I be paired up with those OTHER guys

Author: Cuz I write this story :)

Bro: -___-

Miron: Ajajajajaja yes i am :)

Snowstormer: Miron

Snowstormer: Miron

Snowstormer: Miron

Snowstormer: Miron

Snowstormer: Miron!!!

Miron: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA WAT

Snowstormer: idk

Bro facepalms

Slender: Uh, I'm still here too

Bro facepalms again

Penstubal: HEY LOOK ITS THE SKY KINGDOM FROM THE MEDIEVAL PARTY!!!1!1!

Bro: u wot

Bro looks up ahead and sees the Sky Kingdom

Bro: Wait why does it still exist?

Slender: Dunno, wanna check it out?

Bro: I guess, I mean there's nothing better to do -_-

The Sky Party land on the Sky Kingdom

Bro: We're the Sky Party? -_-

Author: You come up with a good name :D

Bro: How about... 'Bro and Some Other Derps'!

Author: nah :D

Bro: -__-

Penstubal stares at a statue's sword

Penstubal: :O

Penstubal steals the sword from the statue

Author: YOU GOT THE THING!!

Penstubal: YAY I HAVE A SWORD NOW!!

Bro: You realize that's made out of ston or something right? -__-

Penstubal: IT'S A SWORD!!

Penstubal swings it around and destroys everything around himself

Snowstormer: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Miron: ...k

Slender: ...I'm confused?

Author: Good :D

Slender: Can I not be confused?

Author: NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1!!!1! NEVER!!!!!11!!!1!!1!!1!!!!!!!!!1!!!!!!!1!!!!111!!!!!!!1!!!!!!1111

Miron: k

Author: SHTAAPPP

Miron: k

Author: I'll erase you from the story? :D

Miron: k

Author: ur k's are super effective ;-;

Miron: Rainbows!

Slender: Also, this if this chapter is Protobot's Revenge of Doom, then where's Protobot?

Author: o thx for remind me

Proto-Bot suddenly flyz in and the test bots fly after him

Proto-Bot: WAHAHAHAHA!

Wheel-Bot: YOOZ

Snow-Bot: WHEEL

Jet-Bot: LOOZ!

Penstubal: .

Slender: ...Okay then


  • RPG Battle: Proto-Bot, Wheel-Bot, Snow-Bot and Jet-Bot

Slender: But wasn't there an RPG Battle in the last chapter?

Author: Yea but this is MY story so I can do ANYTHING :D

Proto-Bot: ANALYZING ENEMIES...

Miron: k

Proto-Bot: DOWNLOADING ATTACKS...

Penstubal: k

Proto-Bot: QUACK

Snowstormer: wat

Bro: Whatever, I'll attack firs-

Penstubal > Items > Sword > Swing

Penstubal swings his sword everywhere and destroys everything BUT Proto-Bot and the Test Bots

Bro: Guys-

Miron > Attacks > K-Flood

Miron floods the area in k's but it has no effect

Bro: EVERYONE!

Snowstormer > Attacks > Rainbows

Snowstormer covers the entire area with Rainbows but it has no effect

Bro: I SAID I'LL ATTACK FIRST!

Slender: Fine

Bro > Attacks > Machine Gum

Bro uses his machine gum on the Test Bots but misses them all somehow

Bro: -_______________________-

Slender: Wow you're all really bad at this

Wheel-Bot: Visit Q-Mall!

Slender: This is freaking me out...

Bro: ATTACK!

Slender: Oh... uh okay

Slender > Attacks > Slender Punch

Slender punches Proto-Bot's stage ticket booth

Slender: ... Q_Q

Slender: OW!!!

Slender sucks his flipper for a while

Proto-Bot: Quack

Proto-Bot > Attacks > Rocket Hands

Proto-Bot's hands turn into rockets and they explode on everyone

Bro: OW (5/10)

Miron: k (5/10)

Snowstormer: AAAAA (5/10)

Penstubal: OWCH (5/10)

Slender: IT HURTS MORE!! (5/10)

Test Bots > Attacks > Tri-attack > Snowstormer

Snowstormer: AAAAAAAA NO!! (0/10)

Snowstormer faints

Miron: k

Penstubal: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA WE'RE ALL GONNA EXPLODE!!!

Bro: Can you not?

Penstubal: k

Bro: I'll attack first again

Bro > Attacks > Machine Gum

Bro shoots his machine gum at Proto-Bot's head but something in his machine gum malfunctions and it explodes

Bro: ...*cough* (0/10)

Bro faints

Penstubal: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA we're gonna die D:

Slender: No we're not! I'm sure we'll make it out of this... somehow?

Miron > Special > Transform

Miron transforms into a potato

Slender: ...

Penstubal: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Slender > Slap > Penstubal

Slender slaps Penstubal

Penstubal: ...ow (4/10)

Slender: Calm down :|

Penstubal: AAAAAAA YOU WASTED A TURN

Slender: ...Oops?

Penstubal > Items > Stone Sword > Swing

Penstubal swings his sword around but misses Proto-Bot and the Test Bots again

Slender: OW YOU HIT ME THAT TIME

Slender faints

Penstubal: ...AAAAAAAAAAAAA I SCROOED MYSELF

Potato: k

Proto-Bot: Shop at Quackmall AND Q-Mall!

Proto-Bot fires a laser at Potato and makes french fries

French Fries: k

Penstubal: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Test Bots > Attacks > Tri-Attack

Penstubal: MOMMIEEEEEEEEEE (0/10)

Penstubal faints


Proto-Bot: Quack

Quackerpingu walks over holding a remote control

Quackerpingu: :D

Quackerpingu pokes Bro

Bro: . . .

Quackerpingu stares at Bro's face for a while

Bro wakes up

Quackerpingu: Quack!

Bro: AAAAAHH!

Chapter 8: Searching Within Dimensions

MEANWHILE ON THE SURFACE

Mario: So uh... now wut

Chill: Dunno, wanna go eat some pizza?

Mario: Otay :D

Penquino: Ooh! While you do that, I should go to my igloo and continue counting my egg-

Mario: NEVER!!!!

Hat: Pizza sounds nice

Mario opens his map and taps onto the icon of the Plaza and somehow magically transports there because... LOGIC :D

The Surface Party waddles over into the Pizza Parlor

Chill sighs

Penquino drinks more eggnog

Penquino: Wuts wrong?

Chill: I just miss coming here with LMGT...

Sharkbate: Sometimes you just have to move on... into a dimension full of donuts

Chill: THAT'S IT! WE NEED TO REOPEN THE DONUT DIMENSION PORTAL!

Mario: OTAY!

Mario eats another slice of pizza and sips up the rest of his lemonade

Mario: I'M READIE!

Chill finishes his pizza slice

Chill: I'M READIE!

Penquino drinks up the last of his eggnog

Penquino: Ready :3

Hat wipes her flippers on a napkin

Hat: Ready :D

Everybody looks at Sharkbate

Sharkbate: Not ready

Everyone but Sharkbate: Aww...

Sharkbate eats another slice of pizza

Sharkbate: Okay now I am

Everyone: YEY

The Surface Party all run out the Pizza Parlor and stop suddenly

Chill: Wait...

Penquino: Wut

Chill: Where are we gonna even find a Box Portal?

Mario: It's furniture... so duh

Chill: orite... its been so long, I forgot how to get to the Box Dimension

Sharkbate: No you didn't

Chill: ur rite i didn't :(

Hat: Well what are we waiting for then? :P

Chill: TO MY IGLOO!

Everyone clicks on Chill and opens up his player card to get to his igloo

Fourth Wall: OW

Everyone hops inside the Box Dimension Portal

Chill: YEY!

Chill looks around

Chill: Um... where IS the Donut Dimension box portal anywai?

Mario: ...I don't remember :D

Sharkbate opens up a random box and a Jack-in-the-Box jumps out

Sharkbate: Uh...

Chill opens a different box and Plok hops out of it

Plok: SQUEAK :D

Chill: Oh um... hi?

Plok hops away somewhere

Mario opens up a box and Random Duck appears

Random Duck: Quack

Mario quickly closes the box

Mario: Nothing :|

Penquino opens his box and finds a Lightsaber

Penquino: Oooh!

The box shuts before Penquino can take it

Penquino: RATS :|

Penquino opens it back up and a Magikarp flops out of it

Penquino: ...

Hat opens her box and a Beta Hat flies out

Magical Beta Hat: HELLO THERE MORTALS!

Chill: *O*

Sharkbate: I think I used to have one of those... before I lost it somewhere

Hat: Oops

Chill: ERMAHGERD ITS A BETA HAT!!

Magical Beta Hat: I am here to guide you all to the Donut Dimension portal...

Chill drools while staring at the Party Hat

Magical Beta Hat: I have been sent here 8,999 years ago to assist you all with this ONE task...

Chill starts twitching

Penquino: You okay? :S

Magical Beta Hat: And now, I can fulfil my purpose in guiding you!

Chill: GIMME!

Chill grabs Magical Beta Hat

Magical Beta Hat: AAHH! HE'S GRABBING ME

Mario: Don't you already have a beta hat?

Chill: Yeah but now I can be RARER :D

Magical Beta Hat: LET GO OF MEEE!!

Shark: PRETTY sure you're not allowed to carry double of an item

Fourth Wall: OW!!

Chill: SCROO THE RULES!

Penquino: Maybe it can help?

Chill: ...

Magical Beta Hat: Please?

Chill: NAH

Chill puts it on and starts glowing

Chill: BLAGITYGAGAGAG END TRANSMISSION

Chill starts floating

Mario: IS HE EVOLVING?!?!

Chill: Greetings everyone!

Mario: OH NU IT WAS CURSED KILL IT D:

Mario starts shooting Chill with the Machine Gum he got earlier

Magical Beta Hat flies off Chill and he takes all the pain instead

Chill: OW Q-Q

Mario: ewps

Magical Beta Hat floats back on Chill

Chill: after Chill put me on I got the power to control his body!

Chill slaps himself in the face

Chill: See?

Penquino: Why? :/

Chill: Because I have been set here 8,999 years prior to your arrival to show you the location of the Donut Dimension

Penquino: Ok so?

Mario: yew already sed that :|

Chill: I MUST FULFILL MY DESTINY!!

Miron: k

Author: Ur not supposed to be here :|

Miron explodes

Chill floats over to a random box

Chill opens it up and a box portal appears

Chill: And now... our quest begins!

Chill enters the portal as the rest of the Surface Party follows

The Surface Party looks around at a large orange-colored swamp

Penquino: This isn't the donut dimension, this is just some swamp thing

Sharkbate: Yeah... Is this a trap?

Chill: WHAT?! Don't be silly!

Hat: So where are we then?

Chill: WELCOME TO THE CITRUS SWAMP, EVERYTHING HERE IS MADE OUT OF SOME SORT OF CITRUS FRUIT

Mario: ...Uh ok

Penquino picks off a random tree branch and chews on it

Penquino: It tastes like grapefruit

Chill: This is the Citrus Swamp, what were you expecting?

Penquino: Chocolate? :P

Chill slaps Penquino

Chill: Now we must continue and find a box with a banana on it

Hat: Okay... wait wut?

Chill: Yes, I said with a banana on it!

Sharkbate shrugs

Everyone looks around for a banana box

Penquino dives into the Orange Swamp

Penquino comes out with a Box Portal labeled with a Banana

Penquino: I GOT IT!

Chill: PERFECT! Allow me to continue our tour!

Mario: I thought we're gonna go to Donut Dimension?

Chill: We are! But first we must go through ALL the proper dimensions in the exact order or else we're scrooed!

Mario: o ok

The Surface Party goes into the Banana Box Portal

Mario: Y'know I gotta admit, surface party IS a pretty lame name

Author: Socks for you :D

Mario: Can you change it to something kewler? :D

Author: NO!!!

Mario: Aw :C

Penquino: We're not even on the surface anymore, we're dimension hopping

Author: Not happening, socks for you guys

Chill: WELCOME TO THE BANANA WORLD!!

Banana: IT'S PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME, PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME!

A ton of bananas all over the dimension start dancing

Chill: Dance everyone!

Chill starts dancing like the bananas

Hat: lolwut

Penquino: Er...

Chill: JUST DO IT!

The Surface Party start dancing with the Bananas

Another Banana: I LIKE CEREAL!!!

Everyone stops at stares at Another Banana for a while

Another Banana explodes on everyone

Penquino: ...ow

A random chest falls from the sky

Chill: Open the chest, for there is an award within!

Penquino: Uh, sure

Penquino opens the chest for the party

The Bananaboss hops out the chest and attacks everyone

Penquino: AAAH!


  • RPG Battle: Bananaboss

Bananaboss > Attacks > Bananabomb

The Bananaboss unleashes a Bananabomb on everyone

Hat: OW (5/10)

Mario: OW (5/10)

Penquino: OW (5/10)

Sharkbate: OW (5/10)

Sharkbate: Wait... why aren't YOU fighting?

Chill: I must save my energy for later... tame the beast and I shall return!

Chill grows wings and flies to the sky and disappears behind a cloud

Hat: I liked him better BEFORE he became a rare penguin

Sharkbate: He said he already had a beta hat before though

Hat: Oh...

Mario: he's naut the Chill i noed :/

Penquino: Hey, why did the enemy get to attack first this time?

Author: Cuz he got the first strike :D

Penquino: That's dumb :|

Author: And I'll turn you into an ant so it can crush you easier :)

Penquino: y r u so rood

Author: CUZ I CAN BE!!!

Penquino: Let's just attack already :|

Hat > Attacks > Rabbit Ninja

Hat jumps up into the air and disappears

Mario > Items > Machine Gum

Mario fires the Machine Gum at the Bananaboss

Bananaboss: BANANA!! (27/30)

Penquino > Items > Empty Eggnog Bottle > Toss

Penquino tosses his empty eggnog bottle at the Bananaboss

Bananaboss: BANANA!! (25/30)

Sharkbate > Summon > HenryCP210

Henry appears out of a Box Portal

Henry > Attacks > Snowball Cannon

Henry launches a Snowball Cannon at the Bananaboss

Bananaboss: BANANA!! (15/30)

Bananaboss > Attacks > Bananastorm

Bananaboss spins around and a ton of bananas fall from the sky

Mario: OWIE ;-; (2/10)

Penquino: Ow (2/10)

Sharkbate: Owwch (2/10)

Henry: Hey! (2/5)

Hat reappears and kicks the Bananaboss

Bananaboss: JELLY? (12/30)

Mario: nu im jam C:

Mario > Items > Machine Gum

Bananaboss: PEANUT BUTTER!!!! (9/30)

Penquino > Attacks > Empty Eggnog Bottle

Bananaboss: NANA!! (7/30)

Sharkbate: I'm tired of this banana... time for my secret weapon

Sharkbate > Special > Secret Weapon

Sharkbate throws a cookie at the Bananaboss

Bananaboss noms the cookie

Bananaboss: …

Penquino: Er…

Sharkbate: Wait for it…

Bananaboss: O________________O

Bananaboss screams like a girl and explodes

Penquino: What did that cookie do to it?

Sharkbate: Oh, it just showed it the future of Club Penguin!

Everyone stares at Sharkbate

Sharkbate: Yes its that bad

YOU GOT 22 STAR POINTS!

Hat: Wat

Author: ...? :D

Mario: Where IS Chill anyway?

A box with a pair of underwear on it falls from the sky

Chill: BEHOLD

Mario: Is that what I think it is? o-o

Chill: Yes, it is a portal to Zee Underwear Drawer

Penquino: SO THE LEGENDS WERE TRUE?!?!

Chill: Yes.

Sharkbate: Why would we want to go there?

Hat Pop: I heard it smells really bad in there...

Chill: C'mon guys! Let's just do this!

Mario: I don't think this is a good idea

Chill: NONSENSE! ALL IDEAS ARE GOOD!

Chill shoves everyone into the portal

Chapter 9: Zee Underwear Drawer

The Party (except for Chill): AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

Everyone lands in a pond of orange-y stuff

Hat Pop: Eww…

Chill: Welcome to Zee Underwear Drawer!

Mario: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH THERE'S A SKELETON

Skeleton #4: 'Sup

Sharkbate: What IS this place exactly?

Chill: It's where you go when your game ends of course!

Sharkbate: Why don't you just say its where we go when we die?

Chill: Because I just don't :D

Skeleton #4: I welcome you bros to ZEE UNDERWEAR DRAWER!

Music starts

Skeleton #4: HIT IT BOYS!

Some skeletons start playing xylophones decorated like bones while other skeletons play trumpets

Skeleton #4: *ahem*

Hat Pop: Uh…

Skeleton #4: I WELCOME THEE TO ZEE UNDERWEAR DRAWEEEEEER!

Penquino: Is this some kind of musical?

Skeleton #4: HOPEFULLY HERE YOU WON'T GET BOOOOOOOOORED!

Skeleton #4: GET COMFY NOW GET USED TO THIS SOOOOOOOOOOOOUND

Skeleton #4: BECAUSE ITS LIKE THIS ALL YEAR ROOOOOOOOOOOOUND!

Skeleton #4: GET READY NOW, DON'T BE AN UNDEAD CLOWN

Skeleton #4: WE'RE ABOUT TO TAKE THIS PARTY ALL THE WAY DOWN!!

More skeletons play on trumpets

Some fireworks explode in the background as Skeleton #4 warps up his solo

Skeleton #4: So… uh, WELCOME TO ZEE UNDERWEAR DRAWER! ENJOY YOUR-

Crickets

Skeleton #4: …WHERE'D THEY GO?! D:

MEANWHILE

Chill: Good thing we avoided that weirdo

Mario: If I knew there was gonna be fireworks I wuda stayed :C

Sharkbate: This place is a lot weirder than I was expecting

Penquino: Is there any eggnog down here?

Chill: No

Penquino: …

Penquino falls on his non-existant knees

Penquino: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Some random bats fly out of nearby trees

Hat Pop: Those were trees?

Mario: I guess

Random Duck: Quack

Random Duck teleports somewhere

Mario: wat

Chill: Random Duck! He's random and he appears anywhere at random times!

Miron: k

Author: Stop appearing where you aren't supposed to be >:O

Miron explodes again

Mario: ERMAHGERD WUTS THAT THING?!?!

Penquino: ITS SO SPOOKY!

Sharkbate: O-O

Hat Pop: O-o

Spooky Skeleton: YOU HAZ BEEN SPOOKED BY SPOOKY SKELETURN!

The Party: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!

Spooky Skeleton: OOOH! SPOOKY!!!!

The Party runs away

Skeleton #4: That'll teach them for avoiding my epic song >:D

Mario: WAIT EVERYONE SHTAP!

The Party stops running

Mario: Aren't we supposed to find another box and go to the next place?

Chill: I was getting to that!

Sharkbate: So what do we have to do?

Chill: It's rather simple! You must climb ALL the way to the Overcloset!

Mario: BUT THAT COULD TAKE FOREVEEEEEEEEEEEEER

Chill: Which is why we must start right away!

Sharkbate: But I don't wanna

Chill: Then it socks to be you :D

???: GUYS!

A light blue penguin with an old PSA uniform and a tour guide hat runs to the Party

Penquino: Is that…

Sharkbate: Isai?

Isai: HAI GUISE!!!

Mario: y r u here?

Isai: WELL YOU SEE…

FLASHBACK!

Isai sits in a comfortable chair looking outside of his 89-floored skyscraper at Club Penguin

Isai: :D

Gary teleports inside of Isai's skyscraper

Gary: ISAI! WE NEED YOUR AWESOMENESS TO ACCOMPLISH THIS VERY HARD EPF MISSION!

Isai puts on sunglasses

Isai: Agent Isai is on the case!

Isai Sky grabs his parachute and jumps off of his skyscraper's balcony

Isai skydives down to the Snow Forts where he lands and runs to the town

Criminal Guy sets up some kind of death-laser thing in the middle of the town

Criminal Guy: WHY IF IT ISN'T AGENT ISAI! ARE YOU HERE TO SPOIL MY PLANS AGAIN?

Isai: You better believe it

Isai grabs his machine gum and starts shooting at Criminal Guy

Criminal Guy dodges all the gums pieces liek a bawss

Criminal Guy: I GOT YOUR ONE WEAKNESS NOW KID!

Isai: Uh oh!

Criminal Guy: IMMA FIRIN' MAH LAZOR! BLAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH

Isai: OH NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

END FLASHBACK

Isai: And that's how I ended up here :D

Sharkbate: …Tell the truth

Isai: I found a weird box portal and went inside…

Sharkbate: That's better

Mario: Welp, that story was weird, let's keep going :D

The Party continues talking

Isai: WAAAAAAAIT

Mario: Wuuuuuut

Isai: Can I come? :D

Mario looks at the other Party members

Sharkbate: Nah

The Party continues on

Isai: Plz? ;_;

The Party: No

Isai: Why not? ;_;

Penquino: I dunno, we just kinda don't want another member

Isai: Room for one more? ;_;

Hat Pop: I don't think so

Chill: WAIT! I have a vision!

Mario: You do?

Chill: ISAI CAN JOIN US! HE'S PERFECT FOR A JOB WE'LL NEED FOR THE FUTURE

Isai: Yaaaay!

Mario: but y

Chill: BECAUSE I, THE MAGICAL BETA HAT, SAID SO!

Isai: :D

ISAI HAS JOINED THE PARTY!

Isai: I won't let you guise down!

Mario: Ok

Isai: Trust me, with my high-tech agent gadgets and my AMAZING kung-fu ninja moves, we can overpower ANY obstacle in the WOOORLD! :D

Sharkbate: Uh… sure

Chill: Now... LET US CONTINUE OUR QUEST!

Sharkbate: Sure

The Party continues until they reach a large orange swamp

Hat Pop: Its another one of those orange-y fluids...

Skeleton #2: Hello there fellow travelersssss...

Isai: 'Sup

Skeleton #2: Will you take a ride acrossssss this river?

Mario: Nah we're good

Skeleton #2: Are you sssssure?

Mario: I think

Skeleton #2: Why not take a ride acrossssss this river?

Mario: Cuz ur a weird creepy old skeleton guy

Skeleton #2: Oh... THEN YOU SHALL NOT PASSSS!!

Isai: OH LOOK! A PACKAGE

Skeleton #2: Huh?

Isai smacks Skeleton #2 into the water with a baseball bat

Sharkbate: Where did you get the baseball bat from?

Isai: …I don't know

Mario: Oh kewl we can get on his boat now :D

The Party hops on his boat and sails away

Skeleton #2: NOOOOOO MY BEAUTIFUL BOAT!!!!

Skeleton #2 cries

The Party reaches the other side of the swamp

Hat Pop: That was easy

Sharkbate: So now what?

Chill: We must travel to Zee Underwear Drawer Road!

Penquino: Is there eggnog there?

Chill: No

Penquino: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Chill tapes Penquino's mouth shut

Chill: ;)

Mario: Why DOES Chill get a different font while possessed by the magical beta hat anyway?

Fourth Wall: OW

Mario: but srsly y

Author: Uh… cuz I control your universe :D

Mario: Also, who gave you permission to do that? We haven't had an author since we defeated Bowser in Chapter 27 of Puffle Lawn Chair :|

Fourth Wall: YOU'RE KILLING ME e_o

Author: It's complicated :D

Mario: Then can we AT LEAST skip to the part we meet LMGT again?

Author: Lemme think… NAH

Mario: but y

Author: CUZ I CONTROL YOU LIKE PUPPETS ON A STRING! I COULD END U RITE NAO IF I WANTED TO!! But I won't because plot and stuff

Mario: but y

Author: BECAUSE I CAN

Mario: but y-

Author tapes Mario's mouth shut for the rest of the chapter

Mario: :|

Penquino: Wow rood

Author: He asks too many questions

Isai: Couldn't you just solve ALL of our problems right now if you wanted to?

Author: That's BESIDE the point :|

The Party approaches the path to zee Underwear Drawer Road

Pink Sheep: Why hello there!

Isai: Hai

Pink Sheep: You are all looking mighty fine today which means you are a parking ticket!

Sharkbate: …What?

Pink Sheep: Oh my goodness is that Hat Pop and Sharkbate from Hat Pop N' Sharkbate Animations?!

Isai: You may recognize them, but I'm CERTAIN you recognize me!

Sharkbate facepalms

Isai: I'm Agent Isai! World-famous super awesome karate-expert from Club Penguin! I'm a Class-A EPF Agent and former Class A+ PSA agent! I know a ton of really cool karate moves and kung-fu moves that help me defend myself from enemies… and raging fans of course ;)

Pink Sheep stares at Isai

Isai: I'm basically the coolest guy you ever met!

Pink Sheep shoots fireballs at Isai

Isai: BLAGITYGAGAGAG!! END TRANSMISSION!

Isai crashes into a tree and then falls back down

Pink Sheep: What a noob…

Pink Sheep looks over at Hat Pop and Sharkbate

Pink Sheep: Hello there Hat Pop and Sharkbate! I am such a big fan!

Hat Pop: Cool?

Pink Sheep: I watch your videos every day when they come out and they always make me say HA HA HA because they make me laugh!

Sharkbate whispers to Hat Pop

Sharkbate: This sheep is pretty weird…

Pink Sheep: As your biggest fan I would like to appear in one of your next animations!

Hat Pop: Maybe-

Pink Sheep: You see I am your biggest fan because I weigh over seven hundred pounds!

Sharkbate: …

Pink Sheep: Please Hat Pop. Please Sharkbate. Make this Pink Sheep's one true dream come true!

Isai: OH LOOK THE REAL HAT POP AND SHARKBATE!

Pink Sheep: Ha ha! I am not that stupid! Hat Pop and Sharkbate are right here!

Isai: WOW AUTOGRAPHED BACKGROUNDS!

Pink Sheep: Oh wow autographed backgrounds give me one right now!

Pink Sheep runs at the opposite direction

Isai: Am I helpful now? :D

Sharkbate: …Thanks for saving us?

Isai: So I AM helpful now right? :D

Sharkbate: Sure?

Isai: YES!

Everyone passes through the gate to Zee Underwear Road

Penquino: It's so dark in here...

Isai: DON'T WORRY GUYS! I HAVE JUST THE RIGHT GADGET FOR THIS!

Mario: You do?

Isai: ONLY THE HIGHEST, TOP-NOTCH EPF TECH OF COURSE! BEHOLD!!!

Isai grabs his EPF Spy Phone

Isai: THE FLASHLIGHT APPLICATION!

Isai turns on his Spy Phone's flash light

Spooky Skeleton appears in the light

The Party: GASP!!!

Spooky Skeleton: SPOOKED AGAIN!! WHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAAA!!!

The Party: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH

The Party runs back outside

Spooky Skeleton: lel

An anvil lands on Spooky Skeleton somehow

Spooky Skeleton: OW

Mario: That was spooky D:

Sharkbate: Very

Pink Sheep runs to the scene

Pink Sheep: Oh my goodness! Hat Pop, Sharkbate! You came back! Can I have an autographed background!?

Hat Pop: Uh… hate to break it but we don't have one

Pink Sheep: That is impossible! A random noob told me that you had one earlier!

Isai: HEY >:|

Pink Sheep: Wait! Noob, did you lie to me by any chance?

Isai: Uhhh…

Pink Sheep: I do not like liars! Liars make me mad and mad gets me angry! Angry is mad in me!!

Isai: What are you even-

Pink Sheep: No… Did you lie?! I hope you did not!

Isai: Uhh... no

Pink Sheep: Then where are the autographed backgrounds?

Isai: They ran out?

Pink Sheep twitches

Penquino: Oh boi

Pink Sheep: LIES. ANGER. FRUSTRATION. HATRED. RAGE. ATTACK.


  • RPG Battle: Pink Sheep

Pink Sheep: You have angered me for the final time noob! Prepare to die!

Isai: You guise ARE gonna help right? ;_;

The Party looks at each other

Sharkbate: Ehh...

Penquino: Well its just...

Hat Pop: Uh...

Mario: I don't know

Isai: Pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeez? ;__;

Mario: Fine...

Hat Pop > Attacks > Chainsaw

Pink Sheep: Ow! That hurt worse than the time my mother gave me a spanking when I was only 2 days old. I am 15 days old now!

Hat Pop: ...

Pink Sheep: Hat Pop, how could you do this to me? I thought you were my friend because I was your biggest and heaviest fan! I had plans to marry both you and Sharkbate and have exactly seventeen and a half children! Apparently I was wrong! I am just another big loser that no one likes. I had enough with it! Now I am not only going to destroy the noob but I shall destroy you and your other friends too! You will rue the day you angered the Pink Sheep! Now everyone trembles under my mighty thunder! Boom! Clash! Clash again!

Isai: tl;dr

Pink Sheep: And you, noob, shall be the first one to tremble under my thunder! Clash! Boom! Clash again!

Pink Sheep > Attacks > Meteor Shower > Isai

Author: HAY YOU AREN'T ALLOWED TO ATTACK UNTIL THE OTHER PARTY MEMBERS DO >:O

Pink Sheep looks at the Author

Pink Sheep: No

Pink Sheep launches a ton of fireballs at the Author

Author: OW! OW! OW! OH NO MY AUTHOR MASK!

The Author's mask flies off but he covers his face in time for no one to see it

Author runs away to get another face mask

Pink Sheep: As I said earlier, tremble under my mighty thunder, noob!

Pink Sheep > Attacks > Meteor Shower > Isai

Isai: AAAAAAAAAHHH (0/10)

Isai faints

Pink Sheep: Hat Pop, Sharkbate, you have broken my sheep heart! Now you're next!

Sharkbate: But I didn't even do anything Hat's the one who attacked :|

Pink Sheep: Sharkbate you truly do care for me don't you!

Sharkbate: Well... uh

Pink Sheep: Sharkbate, I love you too! I know this may be sudden, but will you marry me?

Sharkbate: Okay, sorry but you're seriously starting to freak me out

Pink Sheep: Rejected, even by Sharkbate... No! I will not let this stand! I will prove to the world that I am not a noob, I am a winner! And I shall prove the world by destroying Hat Pop and Sharkbate!

Penquino: Are the speeches necessary?

Pink Sheep throws fireballs at Penquino and he explodes

Penquino: OW (0/10)

Pink Sheep: Yes second noob

Mario: Am I the ONLY one who noticed Chill isn't around right now?

Sharkbate: Hey, you're right... Where IS Chill right now?

Hat Pop: Uh guys, we should probably run before this sheep tears us up!

Mario, Hat Pop and Sharkbate run away as Pink Sheep destroys the RPG Battle


Pink Sheep: DESTROY HAT POP AND SHARKBATE

Pink Sheep fires more fireballs at Mario, Hat Pop and Sharkbate but they all miss

Mario: DOOD wuts ur problem :|

Pink Sheep fires fireballs at Mario

Mario explodes

Mario: @_@

Chill flies above Hat Pop and Sharkbate with a jet pack on

Chill: Taking Zee Underwear Drawer Road is overrated, let's just fly to the top of the Overcloset!

Hat Pop: What about the others?

Chill picks them all up using floaty powas

Sharkbate: Uhh

Chill: TO THE NEXT CHAPTER!!

Chill gives Hat Pop and Sharkbate jet packs and they all fly to the next chapter

Chapter 10: The Next Chapter

Chill, Hat Pop and Sharkbate fly into the next chapter somehow

Fourth Wall: OW!

Sharkbate: How does that work?

Chill shrugs

Shark: Wow the author was lazy and literally called the next chapter the next chapter

Author slaps Sharkbate

Chill drops all the fainted members of the party on a large folded shirt

Hat Pop: What IS this?

Caps Lock Shayde: HAI!! WELCOME TO ZEE OVERCLOSET!

Chill: Aren't you from Zee Underwear Drawer?

Caps Lock Shayde: YEAH BUT I CAUGHT A RIDE WITH YOU GUISE :D

Chill smacks Caps Lock Shyade back at Zee Underwear Drawer

Caps Lock Shayde: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO TAKE ME BAAAAAAAAAAACK

Chill uses revive-y powas to bring back the fainted Party members

Chill: Welcome back

Mario: NFSUIASHF78A9GFW7E9FH983QHFQ897GHEW89GH8W3G

Mario shakes his head

Mario: y do u keep disappearing? :|

Chill: I have many reasons to do what I have done and-

Mario: I mean ur not some kind of super ninja mystery thing that appears and disappears

Random Ninja: OH HEY GUISE! 'SUP!

Random Ninja poofs

Mario: ...SEE THAT'S A SUPER NINJA MYSTERY THING THAT APPEARS AND DISAPPEARS, naut you

Chill: You will learn in time what my purpose is...

Mario: Didn't you say you were gonna take us to LMGT? :C

Chill: Yes... I did say that and I shall stick to my word

Penquino: So where's the next box portal thing?

Isai: Over there!

Penuino: Huh?

Isai: Made you look >:D

Penquino: :|

Sharkbate: First rule of Isai, don't fall for his lies

Isai: They aren't lies they're, uh, pranks!

Chill drops a Box Portal near Isai

Chill: While you spent time with the sheep, I found the portal to the next and final realm... the Donut Dimension!

Mario: okewl y didnt you bring that up sooner

Chill: I have my reasons

Mario: Shtap being weird :C

Chill: No

Chill throws everyone through the portal using his powas somehow

The Party looks around

Sharkbate: This isn't a donut dimension...

Chill: Oh it isn't? Just as planned...

Mario: wut do you mean planned? D:

The Beta Hat starts pouring purple slime on Chill

Penquino: Uhh... that's NOT grape juice

Chill: Oh its not? How could you tell?

Chill smacks Penquino to the ground using powas again

Mario: dood wuts giving you those powas anyway

Chill: AFTER LONG ENOUGH I WAS ABLE TO COMPLETELY CHARGE UP MY POWERS. IN A LITTLE CHILL SHALL BE NO MORE! MWA HA HA HA

A Random Pebble: I'm not the only one anymore ;-;

Chill: What are you going to do about it Pebble?

A Random Pebble: Uh... this, duh

A Random Pebble smacks off Chill's Magical Beta Hat using his powas

Magical Beta Hat: NO! WHAT DID YOU DO?!?!

Chill: YEY I'M FREE!!

Chill looks at the Magical Beta Hat

Chill: HAY LEWK ITS A RARE!

Chill grabs it and puts it back on

Isai facepalms

Chill: NO! THIS RUINS EVERYTHING! I HAVEN'T COMPLETED MY TAKEOVER OF THE HOST AND NOW ITS REBOOTING BUT I CANT REBOOT OR ELSE BAD STUFF D:

Mario knocks Magical Beta Hat off Chill again

Magical Beta Hat: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Magical Beta Hat falls to the ground and turns into 5th Party Hat colors

Chill: HEY LOOK A-wai wut

Magical Beta Hat forms a body of purple slime under itself that grows into the shape of a penguin

Chill???: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Author: lol ur chill now

Chill???: YOU DID THIS TO ME!

Author: And I have no regrets :D

Chill: WOAH I HAVE A MIRROR NOW!

Chill???: AND I DON'T EVEN HAVE A FANCY FONT OR KEWL POWAS ANYMORE D:

A Random Pebble: HA HA! SUCKA!

Fourth Wall: OW!

A Random Pebble teleports away

Chill???: NOW I'M WEIRD LOOKING AND ORANGE D:

Chill: HAY >:|

Chill???: I hope you took a lot of offense

Chill: I did ;~;

Mario: GUISE I GOT AN IDEA!

Mario smacks Chill???'s Party Hat off

Chill???: Uh yeah, I wish

Mario: owell it was worth a try, time for plan B

Mario smacks Chill??? with a shovel

Chill???: OW

Chill??? passes out

Penquino: That was easy

Sharkbate: Where did you get that shovel from?

Mario shrugs

Hat Pop: So how do we get out of here?

Chill??? gets up

Chill???: THIS IS MY DIMENSION! THERE IS NO WAY OUT! WHILE YOU'RE IN HERE, MY ATTACKS ARE 9001 PERCENT STRONGER >:D

President of Dumbness: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! ITS OVER 9000! EVERYONE PANIC!

PoD makes it 0

Chill???: o... u sock

The Party beats up Chill???

Chill???: ow... e_o

Penquino: Can we get out now so I can be reunited with me eggynog again? :D

Chill???: PHINE...

Chill??? creates a Box Portal

The Party: YEY!

The Party jumps in the Box Portal

??? hops over to Chill???

???: Did you dispose of them?

Chill???: nu i failed... PLZ DON'T HURT ME ;~;

???: Nah, imma just destroy your dimension

Chill???: wait wut

??? destroys Chill???'s dimension somehow

Chill???: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! My stamp book was in there :| I had like... 200 stamps, y'know how long its gonna take for me to earn all those back?

???: Deal with it

Author: lol i have two characters with question marks for names now

MEANWHILE

The Party falls from the sky

The Party: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH

The Party gets rescued by Proto-Bot

Proto-Bot: Quack

Chill: Wait wut

Penquino: This is weird

Proto-Bot: Hi!

Sharkbate: Something's not right here...

Proto-Bot carries everyone to the Sky Kingdom

Quackerpingu walks out the building holding a remote control

Quackerpingu: Quack

Sharkbate: Okay now I KNOW something's not right here

Quackerpingu: Welcome prisoners! Proto-Bot, put them in jail!

Proto-Bot drops the Party inside a steel cage

Isai: How did he get control of Proto-Bot? O_o

Quackerpingu: I got help from a friend! Now be silent prisoner!

Miron: k

Bro: Oh hey, we're FINALLY reunited after...

Bro looks up and reads how many chapters its been

Bro: 3 chapters... feels like its been 2 months

Fourth Wall: MAKE IT SHTAP ;__; (90%)

An orange walrus with an eyepatch walks to the scene

Fourth Walrus: Oh hey Fourth Wall, I'm Fourth Walrus!

Quackerpingu: This is my friend :D

Fourth Wall: Is your name supposed to be a pun?

Fourth Walrus: MAYBE ;)

Fourth Wall: If it is, I WILL SUE YOU FOR YOUR NAME!

Fourth Walrus: This is Chapter 10!

Fourth Wall: OW! MAKE IT SHTAP D: (72%)

Slender: This is... weird

Bro: You had a UFO, and THIS is weird?

Slender: Yup :D

Penstubal: k so uh how was your day?

Mario: Pretty weird, Chill has an evil clone now

Penstubal: That's cool, CHECK THIS OUT!

Penstubal takes out his new stone sword

Penstubal: STONE SWORD!!!!

Miron: k

Penstubal: Just you wait guys, we're breaking out of here!

Bro: Why didn't you just do this 2 chapters ago?

Fourth Wall: AAAAAHH!! (62%)

Penstubal: Because we've been offscreen for 2 chapters, duh

Fourth Wall's face cracks in half

Fourth Wall: ;_/_; (38%)

Penstubal swings his sword and hits it on the jail bars

Penstubal: >:D

Penstubal's sword breaks apart

Penstubal: ...awww

Snowstormer points at Fourth Wall and Fourth Walrus

Snowstormer: Hey look! Its an fight!

Bro: That's not how grammar works-

Snowstormer: UR NOT MY MOM!!!

MEANWHILE... FOURTH WALL VS. FOURTH WALRUS

Fourth Wall: ENOUGH! I'LL SMASH YOU APART!

Fourth Walrus: So? Are you gonna do a better job than you did in (Not So) Elite Penguin Force?

Fourth Wall: YES! I MEAN... OW! (19%)

Fourth Walrus: I'm enjoying this :D

Fourth Wall: You'll run out of things to use to break me eventually >:D

Fourth Walrus: This adventure is titled Rise of Deh Toliet Master

Fourth Wall's face cracks into more tiny pieces

Fourth Wall: . . . :( (2%)

Author: FINISH HIM!

Fourth Walrus: Yeah but wut sud I say? :C

Author: Ooh! Ooh! Try saying that everyone-

Fourth Wall: SHADDAP!

Miron: k

Fourth Wall: You can't finish me off... IF I LEAVE >:D

Fourth Wall runs away like a chicken

Fourth Wall: HAY I'M NOT A CHICKEN >:| Just not a fan of dying

Author: lol

Fourth Wall keeps running away like a chicken until he's out of sight

Fourth Walrus: Aww... I wanted to finish him :(

Mario: Can we go now?

Quackerpingu: No!

Penquino: Why? :|

Quackerpingu: Because no!

Bro facepalms

Quackerpingu: Penguins don't have palms! Humans do!

Bro: Why does it matter?

Isai opens up his player card and checks the inventory

Isai: My inventory section is called hand items, penguins don't have hands, not EVERYTHING has to be reasonable!

Sharkbate: That's the first reasonable thing Isai's ever said

Isai: Thank you :D

Quackerpingu: Quack

Bro: Really? -____-

Random Duck: WAIT WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY?!

Quackerpingu: Nothing!

Random Duck: …I THOUGHT SO!

Random Duck teleports away again

Quackerpingu: Quaquaquaaaack! Enjoy your plans, the Party, before I spoil your plans, the Party!

Miron: k wat

Hat Pop: I don't really have a reaction to that

Slender: I don't think any of us do

Author: lol this is slender's 3rd line

Slender: Yeah gimme more lines :|

Author: You just got a new line

Quackerpingu: Uh... Do I have to say my evil line again?

Chill: If you want I guess

Quackerpingu: Okay! *clears throat* Quaquaquaaaack! Enjoy your plans, the Party, before I spoil your plans, the Party!


  • RPG Battle: Quackerpingu, Fourth Walrus, Proto-Bot and the Test Bots

Mario: THERE'S SO MANY Q-Q

Chill: Yeah but there's 9001 of us too so, uh...

Mario: Troo... LET'S DOES THIS GUISE!!!

Chill: Who do we attack first?

Mario: How about... Proto-Bot cuz big and scary

Chill: Okai :D

Chill > Attacks > Party Hat Poke > Proto-Bot

Proto-Bot: Quack (97/100)

Chill: This is gonna take forever Q_Q

Bro: Whatever, I'll just shoot it

Bro > Items > Machine Gum > Proto-Bot

Bro misses Proto-Bot again, but ends up hitting Wheel-Bot

Wheel-Bot: Quack (15/20)

Bro: YEAH! I totally meant to do that!

Snowstormer: Didn't that explode earlier?

Bro: Yeah but I got another cuz I'm rich B)

Penstubal: Yeah but you were in the cell with us the whole time...

Bro: I carry spares okay? :|

Hat Pop > Attacks > Chainsaw > Proto-Bot

Proto-Bot: Quack (92/100)

Isai: While you guys all waste your time doing nothing, watch me do something!

Isai > Items > Overloader 3000

Isai throws a metallic plate machine at Proto-Bot that quickly clings onto him

Proto-Bot: Quack (92/100)

Sharkbate: That did literally nothing

Isai: Wait for it...

Mario: Well I'm impatient so imma do this :D

Mario > Attacks > TNT Toss

Isai: NO! WAIT! DON'T DO THAT!

The TNT explodes as the Overloader 3000 activates

Overloader 3000: UH NO! A PROL-

Proto-Bot overloads and explodes (0/100)

The Test Bots around Proto-Bot get damaged from the explosion

Wheel-Bot: Quack (5/20)

Snow-Bot: Quack (10/20)

Jet-Bot: Quack (10/20)

Quackerpingu: NOO!!

Fourth Walrus: Do you know how long it takes to build a remote to hack Proto-Bot? :|

Miron: k

Miron > Special > Transform

Miron transforms into a potato

Mario: ...Really?

Bro: Yes, he just did that

Potato: ( ≖‿≖)

Penquino: Imma finish off Wheely!

Penquino > Items > Empty Eggnog Bottle > Wheel-Bot

Wheel-Bot: ERROR 404 GLASS LOCATED IN SYSTEM!

Wheel-Bot explodes

Quacker: NO!! STOP!!!

Penstubal: Na :)

Penstubal > Items > Sword Helm > Swing > Snow-Bot

Penstubal swings his sword's helm at Snow-Bot but doesn't manage to touch it

Penstubal: :|

Penstubal throws his sword's helm at Snow-Bot

Snow-Bot: Quack (9/10)

Sharkbate: That was not effective at all...

Sharkbate > Summon > Psyduck

A Psyduck jumps out of a Box Portal

Psyduck: PSY!!

Quackerpingu: DUCKY!!

Hat Pop: Seriously, how do you summon people?

Sharkbate: Magic :)

Gary: YOU STOLE MY QUOTE!!!

Sharkbate: :)

Gary explodes

Psyduck > Attacks > Water Gun > Jet-Bot

Jet-Bot: ...ERROR 404 - WATER

Jet-Bot explodes

Fourth Wall: I really wasted too much time hacking robots

Quackerpingu: NOOOOOOOOO!!

Snow-Bot: ...Quack?

Slender: Finally its my turn!

Slender > Attacks > Slender Punch > Snow-Bot

Slender: SLENDER PAWNCH!!!

Slender hits Snow-Bot

Snow-Bot: Quack (8/20)

Slender: OW MY FLIPPER IT HURTS! (6/10)

Snowstormer > Attacks > Rainbows

Snowstormer covers the entire area in rainbows

Snow-Bot: ERROR - THE RAINBOWS HURT

Snow-Bot explodes

Slender: THE RAINBOWS AREN'T HEALING MY PAIN Q~Q

Chill: YEY WE DESTROYED THE TEST BOTS

Quackerpingu looks at the exploded parts leftover from the Test Bots

Quackerpingu: ...NO

Hat Pop: Huh?

Slender: My flipper still hurts ;-;

Quackerpingu: YOU DESTROYED THE TEST BOTS!

Sharkbate: They weren't alive anyway

Quackerpingu: ...

Quackerpingu starts glowing and jumps up

Quackerpingu: NO!!! +A+D

Penquino: Uh... eggnog?

Quackerpingu: NO!!

Isai: You need to calm down

Quackerpingu looks at Isai

Quackerpingu > Attacks > Fight Like a Duck > Isai

Quackerpingu repeatedly slaps Isai's face then finishes him off by kicking him to a statue

Isai: ... (0/10)

Fourth Walrus: :D

Hat Pop: This duck is crazy man o-o

Fourth Walrus: In all honesty, its me you should be worried about

Fourth Walrus > Items > Boom-Bomb

Fourth Walrus throws the Boom-Bob at the party

Penquino: Cra-

Everyone: KEEP IT G-RATED–

Hat Pop, Mario, Miron, Penquino, Penstubal and Sharkbate explode (0/10)

Fourth Walrus: Works every time

Chill: D:

Bro: Welp, time for some hardcore warfare

Bro messes up his outfit and puts on facepaint to be solider-y

Chill: Really?

Bro: It makes me look cooler

Chill > Attacks > Party Hat Poke > Quackerpingu

Quackerpingu: ... (8.5/10)

Author: Hey look! Decimals are a thing for HP!

Bro: Who cares?

Bro > Attacks > Machine Gum > Quackerpingu

Quackerpingu: ... (3.5/10)

Snowstormer > Attacks > Scream

Snowstormer: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Quackerpingu: Aw what?! I didn't even get to use my powers a second time :| (0/10)

Slender keeps rolling on the floor mourning his flipper that he totally broke

Slender: HAY CROSS THAT OUT I DIDN'T BREAK IT >:|

Author: Speak for yourself

Author crosses it out

Fourth Walrus: Well its just me now... and I may not be a walrus but I'm also kind of a chicken so uh... SEE YA!

Fourth Walrus jet packs away

Chill: YEY WE DID IT GUISE!

Slender: MY FLIPPER STILL ACHES...

YOU GOT 97 STAR POINTS! LEVEL UP! (119/100)

THE PARTY WAS UPGRADED TO LEVEL 2!!

Chill: Kewl what does that do? :D

Oh, nothing, I just wanted to say the party was upgraded to level 2 kthxbai

Chill: :|


Quackerpingu wakes up

Quackerpingu: NO! COME BACK!!

The fainted Party members wake up

Isai: I'M OKAY!

Quackerpingu looks at the destroyed test bots again

Quackerpingu: :(

Psyduck: Psyduck

Quackerpingu: DUCKY!

Psyduck hops back into its Box Portal

Quackerpingu: ...

QUACKERPINGU HAS JOINED THE PARTY!

Mario: Wat

Quackerpingu: I join for duckies!

Sharkbate shrugs

Hat Pop: So anyone wanna go back to the surface?

Quackerpingu: Okay! We can take the DuckJet!

Quackerpingu leads everyone to Bro's private jet with Bro's name crossed out in red spray paint and "Duck-Jet" spraypainted in light blue

Quackerpingu: :D

Bro: ...I'll buy another

Chapter 11: The Tower of Trials

Bro's Butler drives the jet to the surface

Penquino: When didja get a butler?

Bro: After I became rich B)

The Party waddles out of the DuckJet over to the Snow Forts where a giant tower appears out of nowhere

Hat: Where did this thing come from?

Chill: I dunno, CP probably just updated like that cuz logic

Fourth Wall: OW!

Mario: LET'S GO INSIDE!!

Slender: It looks mysterious… and high

Quackerpingu: Quack

Penstubal: I'm not too sure about this…

Mario: IT'S TOTALLY SAFE GUISE!! LET'S GO!

Miron: k

Mario drags the Party into the tower

Mario stops to read a sign in front of the tower that reads "Tower of Trials"

Mario: PFFT its just a tower of trails

Slender: That says trials…

Mario: NAH, just a typo on trails

Chill: Then wut are we waiting for? :D

The Party enters the Tower of Trials Trails

FLOOR 1

The music from Ye Knights Quest 3 starts playing

Chill: OOOH!! SPOOKY!!!

Isai: No its not

Chill: Are you lying… or telling the truth?

Isai: Uh… I think I'm saying the truth

Chill: o ok

Miron: k

Mario looks up at a really tall spiral staircase

Mario: This is gonna take FOREVER

Mario looks over at Hat Pop and Sharkbate flying up the tower using their jet packs

Penstubal: Ooh! Good idea!

The Dorp Trio put on their rainbow-powered Jet Packs and follow Hat Pop and Sharkbate up the tower

Mario: …I thought those died :C

Hat Pop: The weird beta hat-possessed Chill gave us another set :D

Chill: …but beta hats are kewl

Sharkbate: Yeah, but you acted weird with it on

Chill: I CAN'T HELP IT! Beta hats cause excitement D:

Quackerpingu: Look!

Quackerpingu points at a giant spider that falls down from the top of the tower

The doods using jet packs get crushed by it

Penstubal: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA HELP

Author: SURPRISE BOSS BATTLE TIME!!!!

Mario: But we just started the chapter D:

Author: I make up the rules, you just gotta play by em >:D

  • RPG Battle: Spideragon

Spideragon: HELLO! I AM SPIDERAGON! HERE ME BURP!

Spideragon burps pushing the party back down the stairs

Sharkbate: You need a mint, here have one

Sharkbate hands Spideragon a mint

Spideragon: Oh thanks man, it'll be more satisfying when I pwn you AND my breath smells minty ^-^

Sharkbate: np, but you said that wrong

Spideragon: I did?

Chill: Yeah cuz we're gonna !pwn you to the moon :D

Penquino: but LM96Bot is broken :(

Chill: We'll figure out a way

Spideragon: Good luck with that, anyway time for me to annihilate you! Cya later!

Chill: o nu u dont

Chill > Attacks > Party Hat Poke

Chill jumps up and pokes the Spideragon on its head

Spideragon: HA HA! Good luck beating me! I'm like… strong! (27/30)

Chill: I wish I had more attacks :|

Mario: Lemme try :D

Mario > Attacks > Machine Gum

Mario loads his Machine Gum and fires it at the Spideragon

Spideragon: Am I a Spider or am I a dragon? This is a legitimate question (24/30)

Mario: Either way we're gonna end up pwning you anyway, I mean… we're the main characters! The author doesn't have the guts to end us :D

Fourth Wall: Shtaaaaaaaap

Author: Don't tempt me

Penquino > Items > Empty Eggnog Glass

Penquino throws an empty eggnog glass at the Spideragon

Spideragon: OW THE SHATTERED GLASS IT HURTS (9/30)

Penquino: Ooh! We have his weakness guys :D

Sharkbate: Nice, lend me a bottle

Penquino: I drink lots of eggnog, so I have plenty more where that came from >:)

Spideragon: NO!! I FORFEIT! I Don't wanna die ;~;

Spideragon runs away

Isai: YEAH! YOU BETTER RUN OR… SOMETHING!

Bro: Wimp

Mario: He probably wasn't a dragon anywai

Slender: Y'know there's a LOT of us, I don't think anyone could beat us if they wanted to

Chill: So troo

A chest falls from the sky somehow

Mario: HAY GUISE LEWK ITS A CHEST!!

Quackerpingu: I WANNA OPEN IT!

Mario: I found it so I shou--

Quackerpingu pushes Mario outta the way opens up the chest, releasing thunderbolts at everyone! OH NOEZ!!

Toliet Master: AHAHAHAHAHA! BE CURSED!!!

BOOM! CLASH! SPECIAL EFFECTS!!!

Isai: I feel the same

Toliet Master: No you don't you feel CURSED NOW!!!

Mario: To be honest I forgot you existed

Toliet Master: wow rood

Sharkbate: So… what WAS the curse?

Toliet Master: NOW YOU CAN ONLY USE 3 PARTY MEMBERS WHILE RPG BATTLING!

Hat Pop: Well we're still pretty overpowered

Toliet Master: YES BUT YOU'RE LESS POWERFUL NOW!!

Miron: k

Toliet Master: I'LL BE WAITING ON THE TOP FLOOR! COME AFTER ME… IF YOU DARE! WAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! YOOZ WEEL LOOZ!!!

Snowstormer: k

Toliet Master: Is that all you say?

Penstubal: k

Toliet Master: Okay then, I'll be taking the elevator to the top floor! Cya there

Mario: Ooh, can we take it too? :D

Toliet Master: PFFFT! You know this isn't gonna be that easy, ONLY villains can go on the elevator

Penstubal: So your saying that if we turn evil we're allowed to go on the elevator

Toliet Master: Nah :D

Toliet Master goes on the Elevator and goes up to the top floor

Penquino: :|

The Party continues to the next floor

FLOOR 2

Penquino: So is there gonna be a monster on every floor or something?

Mario shrugs

Meta Knight falls from the sky

Chill: olook its a head with armor on!

Mario: He kinda looks like Kirby but with more armor and kewler

Meta Knight: VICTORY IS MY DESTINY

  • RPG Battle: Meta Knight

Chill: Hm… who to choose…

Isai: OH! PICK ME! PICK ME!!!!!!

Chill: I SUMMON MARIO AND PENQUINO!!!

Mario: YEY WE CAN PWN KNIGHT-KIRBY NAO

Penquino: :D yey

Isai: …You stink

Sharkbate: You're saving your best for last… right?

Chill: Maaybe C:

Meta Knight > Attacks > Sword Slash > All

Meta Knight quickly slashes Chill, Mario and Penquino with his sword while they aren't paying attention

Chill: HAY HE'S NOT ALLOWED TO DO THAT (6/10)

Mario: OW MY EVERYTHING (6/10)

Penquino: D: (6/10)

Meta Knight: I may bend the rules as I please

Chill: Whale den in dat case…

Chill > Attacks > Party Hat Poke

Chill: Scroo you :D

Chill jumps up and pokes Meta Knight with his Party Hat

Meta Knight: I wouldn't be overconfident (29/30)

Chill: That did like nothing Q_Q

Meta Knight: I'm wearing armor, did you expect a dull Party Hat to phase me?

Chill: Sorta :C

Mario: Well uh, EAT DIS!

Mario > Attacks > Machine Gum

Mario pulls out his machine gum and fires at Meta Knight, although he deflects most of the gum pieces

Meta Knight: Disappointment, seeing the potential in that device, if only you knew how to properly execute it (27/30)

Mario: meh i did more damage than chill sooo :3

Chill: no fair >:|

Meta Knight: It's implied your mission is to defeat me in a battle, not to have a contest over your abilities

Penquino > Items > Empty Eggnog Glass

Penquino: GO BOTTLEO OF EGGYNOG!

Meta Knight slices the bottle in half before it can reach him

Meta Knight: And now it's my turn once again

Meta Knight > Attacks > Tornado Spin > All

Meta Knight charges at the Party and spins rapidly to create a small tornado force thingy, anyway it looks pretty cool

Chill: 6_9 (1/10)

Mario coughs (1/10)

Penquino is flipped upside down (1/10)

Meta Knight: It seems that you have lost against me, perhaps if you weren't cursed on the previous floor you would be able to defeat me, although you have my mercy, use it well

Meta Knight throws three Shroom Shakes at Chill, Mario and Penquino

Meta Knight: I hoped for a challenge, although I supposed I hoped for too much, I'll be on my way now, farewell

Meta Knight's cape expands into wings suddenly and he flies out of the tower

Quackerpingu: Quack

Chill drinks his Shroom Shake (10/10)

Chill: That dood's weird :D

Mario finishes up his Shroom Shake (10/10)

Mario: Agreed, these taste pretty good tho :3

Penquino: Eggnog tastes better tho (10/10)

Sharkbate: That battle was lame

Isai: I should've been in it :D

Mario: And then we cuda watch u get UR butt kicked :D

Isai: YEAH! I mean wait, NO! I would've won!

Slender: Whatever, we passed the second floor now, right?

Penquino: I think so?

Hat Pop: Wait, where's Miron, Penstubal and Snowstormer anyway?

Slender: I think they went on ahead without us

Isai: WELL TIME FOR US TO CATCH UP! LET'S GO EVERYONE!

Isai runs up to the next level

Mario: He's weird too :D

Chill: Agreed :D

FLOOR 3

Isai reaches the third floor finally

Isai: I MADE IT!

Isai passes out cuz he's out of breath

An awkward looking penguin with a cane, a long beard and a wizard cloak walks up to Isai

???: GREETINGS YOUNG TRAVELER!

The rest of the Party catches up to Isai

???: Uh… GREETINGS YOUNG TRAVELERS! I added the S sound that time!

Penquino: Are you the next evil monster guy?

???: I AM WIZARDBOI! AND I AM YOUR NEXT TRIAL

Mario: Wait so this ISN'T a tower of trails? D:

Wizardboi: It said so on the front of the tower! Are you like, some kind of idiot?

Slender: Told you so

Mario: MY WHOLE LIFE'S BEEN A LIE D:

Wizardboi: A little while back I met this dorp trio, so naturally I'd put them in cages to make them the next members of my zoo!

Miron: AAAAAAAAAAA HELP

Snowstormer: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA NOOO DON'T

Penstubal: AAAAAAAAAAA I'M SCREAMING TOO AAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Chill: Y'know I'd scream 'LET THEM GO' if I actually cared deeply about them

Snowstormer: Wow rood

Sharkbate: lol dorp trio, well played, I'll start calling them that now

Mario: Same :D

Slender: Well you are our next trial so let's get this over with

Wizardboi: Agreed!

  • RPG Battle: Wizardboi

Wizardboi: Don't worry! I'll make this quick! I have magical powers, remember?

Chill > Attacks > Party Hat Poke

Chill pokes Wizardboi in the eye with his party hat

Wizardboi: OW! (26/30)

Chill: And I have pointy hats :D

Wizardboi: MY EYE! I CAN'T SEE!

Chill: AND NOW I SUMMON TO DEH FIELD…

Isai: plzpickmeplzpickmeplzpickme

Chill: HAT POP AND SHARKBATE :D

Sharkbate: Nice

Hat Pop: ^_^

Isai looks down to the ground and walks away in disappointment

Mario: lol

Hat Pop > Attacks > Chainsaw

Wizardboi: Wait… WHAT'S THAT SOUND?! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH! (21/30)

Sharkbate: Hm… what to do…

Sharkbate grabs random potions from a counter and starts mixing them together

Wizardboi: NO!! DON'T DO THAT!!!!

Sharkbate: Then why don't you stop me? >:)

Hat Pop: Are you going to drink it or throw it at him?

Sharkbate: Good question… I think I'll just…

Sharkbate > Items > Magical Potion > Wizardboi

Sharkbate throws the potion at Wizardboi

Wizardboi: NOOOOOOOOOO!!!

Wizardboi grows a ton of hair and slowly shrinks until he becomes a kitten

Kitten: …meow :|

Snowstormer: A KITTEN!!!

Kitten turns himself back into Wizardboi using magic

Sharkbate: Well that was useless

Wizardboi: Oh yes it was! And for that I shall attack YOU first!

Sharkbate: Lucky day for me I guess

Wizardboi > Magic > Sharkbate

Wizardboi uses his wand to fire a lazor beam of magic stuffz at Sharkbate

Sharkbate: OH NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! (5/10)

Wizardboi: >:D

Sharkbate: Wait that didn't do anything did it?

Sharkbate suddenly turns into a pineapple

Wizardboi: MWA HA HA HA HA!!!!

Pineapple: …

Hat Pop: :O

Wizardboi: AND UR ALL NEXT!!!

Mario: TURN CHILL INTO A BANANA FOR ME PLZ!

Chill: …rly?

Mario: yes :3

Isai: NO TURN HIM INTO A RAT!!

Wizardboi: Even better!

Chill: Really guys? :|

Penquino: What if you turn him into eggnog and then I drink him?

Wizardboi: Cruel, but I'll think about--

Everyone starts arguing in the background about what Chill should be turned into

Chill: '_'

Chill > Attacks > Party Hat Poke

Chill jumps up and pokes Wizardboi in his other eye

Wizardboi: OW!! MY OTHER EYE!!!! SCROO YOU!!! (17/30)

Chill: :3

Wizardboi: I'M TOTALLY TURNING YOU INTO… A… UH…

Quackerpingu: Quack

Wizardboi: YES A DUCK!

Mario: Wow really? :|

Bro: Turn him into gold :|

Penquino: Eggnog :(

Slender: Honestly, who cares?

Isai: But he needs to be a raaaat

Wizardboi: … SILENCE!!

Wizardboi turns every non-battling Party member into a beachball

Chill: :D

Beachballs: …

Hat Pop > Attacks > Chainsaw

Hat Pop uses her chainsaw on Wizardboi

Wizardboi: AAAAAAAAAAAAHH (12/30)

Pineapple: …

Wizardboi: AND NOW FOR YOU CHILL!!!

Wizardboi > Magic > Chill

Wizardboi fires a magic beam at Chill

Chill: OH NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Chill turns into a party hat that his 5th anniversary party hat stacks on top of

Wizardboi: How pleasantly perfect!

Hat Pop: … D:

Wizardboi: Nice to know that there's only one left for me to turn into magic

Hat Pop: Or is there? >:)

Hat Pop disappears suddenly in a cloud of dust

Wizardboi: Aw man hide and seek? I stink at this game :|

Hat Pop: They don't call me the bunny eared ninja rabbit for nothing!

Wizardboi: Yeah, and I'm called Wizardboi because its my username too :D

Hat Pop: What?

Fourth Wall: OW!!

Hat Pop > Special > Bunny Stampede

Hat Pop: GO BUNNY STAMPEDE!

A horde of bunnies trample over Wizardboi

Wizardboi: JADIH9QWRHFEAWISFJSD89FHQW38TAG (2/30)

Hat Pop reappears in front of Wizardboi

Hat Pop: 2 HP? C'mon :|

Wizardboi: MWA HA HA HA! I HAVE YOU NOW!!

Sharkbate: No you don't

Sharkbate > Special > Summon Psyduck

A psyduck hops out of a Box Portal

Wizardboi: BUT YOU'RE A PINEAPPLE!

Sharkbate: And it was a decoy :D

Wizardboi: BUT D:

Sharkbate: They don't call me the master troll for nothing >:)

Psyduck: Psyduck.

Psyduck > Attacks > Psychic

Psyduck uses psychic powas and finishes off Wizardboi

Wizardboi: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Wizardboi explodes into magic powdery stuff

Everyone reverts back to their usual forms

Sharkbate packs his inflatable lookalike back in his inventory probably because inventories are bottomless and don't obey the rules of science cuz science socks, y'know?

Chill: whale den dats over with, LET'S KEEP GOING!

FLOOR 4

Slender: I feel like we're forgetting something…

Bro: Who cares, I'll buy another one… if its one of my stuff of course

Slender shrugs and keeps walking

Mario: Hay dis floor is empty :|

Penquino: Let's keep going then

MEANWHILE ON FLOOR 3

Miron: k they aren't coming back

Snowstormer: …

Penstubal: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA SOMEONE LET US OUT

Wizardboi: will you just SHUT UP ARLEADY!?

Snowstormer: wait how did you

Wizardboi: I'm a wizard, what did you expect?

Miron: k

BACK ON FLOOR 4

Slender opens up a box that he found on the fourth floor

Hat Pop: What if its another curse? D:

Slender: It's… a pair of gloves… Oh well they're mine now because I found them!

Slender puts on the gloves and then his hands catch on fire

Slender: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH MY HANDS ARE ON FIRE!!!

Isai: OH NO!! SOMEBODY PUT IT OUT QUICK!!!

Quackerpingu: But you don't have hands you have flippers!

Slender: WHO THE HECK CARES?!!?

Quackerpingu: Quack does!

Slender runs around in circles until his flippers cool off finally

Slender: Wait… I just noticed… I DIDN'T BURN!

Slender catches his flippers on fire again

Slender: I CAN FINALLY MAKE SLENDER PUNCH EFFECTIVE!!

Mario: Meh, this floor is lame, let's keep going guise

The Party continues up to floor 5

FLOOR 5

The Party goes to the fifth floor

Mario: Awww man its ANOTHER empty floor :|

The lights suddenly turn off

Everyone: Uh…

The lights turn back on

Spooky Skeleton: BE SPOOOOKED!!!!

The Party: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH

A ton of Skeletons fall from a trapdoor in the ceiling

Skeleton #2: I'LL GET YOU FOR STEALING MY BOAT!!!

Skeleton #4: AND SKIPPING MY SONG!!!!

Skeleton #3: AND I HAVE NOTHING AGAINST YOU BUT I'M FIGHTING WITH THEM BECAUSE WE'RE FAMILY

Skeleton #1: AND I'M FIGHTING WITH THEM BECAUSE I HATE THEM, BUT I HATE YOU MORE THAN THEM EVEN THOUGH I HAVE LITTLE TO NO RIGHT TO JUDGE BECAUSE I AM AN INSANE UNDEAD BUT DEAD AT THE SAME TIME SKELETON!!!

Sharkbate: You talk a lot

Spooky Skeleton: GET THEM!!!

Chill: I SUMMON--

A penguin with high tech-y armor and other futuristic-y modifications falls from the ceiling and crushes Spooky Skeleton

???: WOOT!! I BRING THE PARTY WHEREVER I GO!!!

Mario: …wat

??? pulls out some blaster thingies and shoots Skeleton #1 and Skeleton #4 with them

Skeleton #1: I HATE EVERYTHING *explodes*

Skeleton #4: AAAAAAAAH *explodes*

Skeleton #3: YOU'RE DESTROYING EVERYTHING I'VE EVER LOVED ;~;

??? looks below himself

???: OOPS I TOTALLY JUST DESTROYED YOUR LEADER AND FAMILY!!! I'M SO SORRY!!! JAY KAY, I'M NOT :D

??? fires another laser at Skeleton #3 and he explodes

Hat Pop: Uh…

Penquino: And you are?

???: OH HI THERE! I BET YOUR WONDERING WHERE I GOT ALL THIS FUTURISTIC TECH!

Skeleton #2 tries attacking ??? from behind, but ??? blasts him before he can

???: TARGET PRACTICE IS SOME FUN STUFF! DON'T YOU AGREE?

A lime green penguin pops out of a box portal

Lime Green Penguin: …Finally! I'm free from the yoke of the Not So EPF universe!

???: OOH! SOCCER PRACTICE! I'LL ADMIT, I'M SORT OF RUSTY, BUT I'LL TRY MY BEST ANYWAY!!!

??? kicks the Lime Green Penguin through the wall and he falls to the bottom of the Snow Forts

???: GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAL!!

Sharkbate: Seriously, who are you?

???: BUT I ALREADY MET YOU GUYS! IN THE PAST, A.K.A. YOUR FUTURE ALSO KNOWN AS MY PAST!!!! Oh man! Timey wimey stuff is HILARIOUS!

Chill: can u pweez just-

???: BUT MY NAME'S DISCOLOT! AND I'M THE SOON-TO-BE BEST WARRIOR IN THE GALAXY! JK AGAIN, I ALREADY AM!!! IN THE FUTURE OF COURSE!!!

Chill: o ok thx

Discolot: SO CAN ANY OF YOU KIND FOLKS DIRECT ME TO THE EPF'S BASE? I'M GONNA TOTALLY OBLIVIATE THEM!!!

Isai: Oh yeah, well WE WON'T LET YOU!!!

Discolot: …

Isai: RIGHT GUYS?

Mario: sure

Discolot: PFFFFFFFFFFT!!! YOU'RE SO ADORABLE!!!! I JUST WANNA CUDDLE YOU UP AND THEN TEAR YOU APART WITH MY LOVE!!!

Isai: …

Discolot: TIME FOR AN RPG VS ME!!! THIS SOUNDS LIKE FUN!!!!

  • RPG Battle: Discolot: The Greatest Warrior in the Galaxy (of the future)

Isai: CHILL YOU GOTTA PICK ME THIS TIME PLZ!! ;_______;

Chill: phine

Isai: YES :D

Chill: I ALSO SUMMON SLENDER!!!

Slender: Alright!

Chill: AND I'M TIRED OF BATTLING SO QUACKER CAN TAKE MY PLACE!

Quackerpingu: Quack

Discolot: TIME FOR THE BATTLE OF THE NEXT FEW MOMENTS OF YOUR LIIIIIFE!!

Isai > Items > Mini-Popcorn Bomb

Isai throws a miniature version of the Popcorn bomb that Herbert made at Discolot

Discolot catches it

Discolot: This is cute, y'know that right?

The bomb explodes on Discolot

Discolot: OW! That just hurt like… my face! (20/30)

Discolot grabs some popcorn and eats it

Discolot: Popcorn's EXCELLENT! I R8 8/8 M8!!

Slender > Attacks > Slender Punch

Slender's flipper catches on fire and then Slender quickly punches Discolot

Slender: Loving these gloves :D

Discolot: OW MY CHEEKBONE! Dude you like… TOTALLY BURNED MY CHEEKS!! SCROO YOU!!! (15/30)

Quackerpingu: Quack

Quackerpingu > Attacks > Fight Like A Duck

Quackerpingu repeatively slaps Discolot and then kicks him to finish off the attack

Discolot: IT'S NOT KIND TO DISRESPECT YOUR ELDERS! WHICH TECHNICALLY SPEAKING I GUESS I'M YOUNGER THAN YOU ALL BECAUSE I'M FROM THE FUTURE, BUT THAT DOESN'T REALLY MATTER NOW DOES IT? (10/30)

Sharkbate: You talk more than Isai… it's really irritating

Discolot: THANK YOU, THANK YOU! I TRY MY HARDEST!!! NOW FOR MY ATTACK THAT'LL BLOW YOU ALL AWAY!!!! literally speaking

Discolot > Items > Deathraypuslorinatoratronmatic 10,024 > All

Discolot: For you sensitive readers of the audience COVER YOUR EYES! Or just skip the next few lines, same difference

Discolot pulls out a large gun thingy that assembles into a large weapon that grows almost to the size of Discolot's full body

Discolot: SAY HELLO TO THE DEATHRAYPUSLORINATORATRONMATIC MODEL 10,024! DESTROYING ALL OF YOUR GREATEST ENEMIES AND OR THREATS TO YOUR GOAL OR PATH GUARANTEED SINCE 3984, A.D. IF YOU WERE WONDERING!

Slender: …wait WHAT

Discolot: NOW YOU CAN SAY CHEESE!!! Because, just sayin' this is probably the last time you'll ever get to say it in your life, and well yeah

Discolot aims at Isai, Slender and Quackerpingu

Discolot: IMMA FIRIN MAH LAZOR!!!

Discolot fires it and a large beam of light projects at the active Party members and even blasts through the wall

Discolot checks the debris

Quackerpingu and Isai sit on the corner unharmed

Discolot: AW CRAP?! I MISSED ONE OF THEM!!!! NOW HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO GET THE HIGH SCORE ON DUCK HUNT IF I CAN'T EVEN AIM IN MY REAL-YET-SOMEWHAT-FICTIONAL LIFE!!

Fourth Wall: OW!!!

Discolot: HEY! YOU FIXED YOURSELF TALKING WALL GUY!!!!!

Fourth Wall: …What?

Discolot: OH WAIT NEVERMIND!!!! I FORGOT I'M IN THE PAST!!!

Isai: OH NO!!!! SLENDER'S… GONE!!!!!!

Isai falls and starts crying

Isai: IT SHOULD'VE BEEN ME!!!!!!

Discolot: REALLY?

Discolot pulls out a sword

Discolot: I CAN END YOUR LIFE RIGHT NOW IF YOU WANT ME TO!

Isai: …I was lying and trying to be nice

Discolot: I just noticed… I CAN SUE DEATHRAYPUSLORINATORATRONMATIC BRAND BECAUSE IT DIDN'T GET RID OF MY ENEMIES AND OR THREATS FROM MY GOAL OR PATH… AND THERE WAS A GUARANTEE!!! SWEET!!!! BEST DAY EVER!!!!!!

Bro: Suing is pretty fun B)

Discolot: ANYWAY SOMEONE PLEASE DIRECT ME TO LE ELITE PENGUIN FORCE HEADQUARTERS!!

Isai: NEVER!!!!

Discolot pulls out a futuristic-y bazooka and puts it beside Isai's head

Discolot: Spill it please :D, I said please, so I'M BEING POLITE!! CAN YOU TELL ME NOW?!?

Isai: AT THE SKI VILLAGER INSIDE THE EVERYDAY PHONING FACILITY THERE'S A HIDDEN PASSAGE THAT LETS YOU GO DOWN A TUBE THINGY AND THAT'S THE EPF HQ PLEASE DON'T HURT ME!!!!

Discolot: THX BRO, RLY APPRECIATE UR HELP! CHEERIO, WHATEVER THAT MEANS!!

Discolot puts away his weapons and jumps out the hole the Deathraypuslorinatoratronmatic 10,024 made

Mario: Knowing the EPF, they'll be fine :D

Sharkbate: Well that was a waste of time, too bad for Slender though

Bro: It was for the greater good?

Sharkbate: Eh, sure

Hat Pop: That guy seemed pretty insane, think he's actually from the future?

Penquino shrugs

Chapter 12: Deh Topest Floor!

The Party continues onto the next floor of the Tower of Trails Trials

Topest Floor

Quackerpingu runs out first

Quackerpingu: Quack :D

Chill: Hay guise we're at the top :D

Hat Pop looks to the ledge of the tower

Hat Pop: The view's pretty good ^_^

Isai: I can't believe I just sold the EPF ;___;

Mario: They'll be fine, trust meh :D

Sharkbate: Unlike the PSA… Which was superior to the EPF by the way

Penquino: Mhm

Isai: No! The EPF is MUCH, MUCH BETTER!

Sharkbate: Now you're just lying to yourself

Isai: Well you all aren't ranked as high as I am :D

Bro: Who cares, I could probably buy the EPF if I wanted to cuz I'm so rich B)

Chill: Shouldn't there be another bad dood, or did the other dood finish them for us?

Some smoke suddenly scatters around the area, blinding everyone

Toliet Master comes out the smoke

Toliet Master: WELCOME TO THE TOP OF THE TOWER!!

Mario: Oboy now we get to take down this nub :D

A powerful stomp suddenly shakes the tower

Penquino: O_O

Toliet Master's Mom: STAY AWAY FROM MY BABY BOY!

Chill: But he came to us firs-

Toliet Master's Mom: Well if you persist, then we'll both CRUSH YOU!!

  • Boss Battle: Toliet Master and his Mom

Chill: I SUMMON MARIO AND PENQUINO

Penquino: Could really use LM96Bot right now…

Mario: We'll pwn them without the fanciness >:D

Chill > Attacks > Party Hat Poke > Toliet Master

Chill: NOM THIS!!

Chill jumps up and pokes Toliet Master with his party hat

Toliet Master: OW! (16/20)

Chill: Wow u literally have the same amount of HP as before

Mario: Dats good for us, we can take him down faster :D

Mario > Attacks > TNT Toss > Toliet Master

Mario tosses TNT at Toliet Master which explodes upon contact

Toliet Master: OW!! (10/20)

Penquino: Let's finish this :D

Penquino looks at his attack list and sees only Eggnog Bottle Toss

Penquino: I don't get it, ALL this adventure and I still only have ONE move e_o

Toliet Master: Welcome to my book!

Penquino: '_'

Penquino > Items > Empty Eggnog Bottle > Toss > Toliet Master

Toliet Master: OW SHATTERED GLASS EVERYWHERE!! (5/20)

Penquino: At least my only attack is good ^_^

Toliet Master's Mom: ENOUGH!

The active Party members freeze

Toliet Master's Mom: I'VE HAD ENOUGH OF THIS BULLYING! I'LL TEACH YA A LESSON!

Mario: Crap I forgot she was here :D

Toliet Master's Mom > Attacks > Outrage > Mario

Toliet Master's Mom: YOU WILL STOP TREATING HIM HIM GARBAGE YOU BULLIES!!!

Toliet Master's Mom grabs Mario and starts violently attacking him repeatedly until he passes out, then throws him aside

Mario: X_X (0/10)

Sharkbate: NO!! NOT SANTA CLAUS!!!

Chill: …Crap, we might be scrooed after all :D

Penquino: Yup

Toliet Master coughs

Toliet Master: My turn >:D

Toliet Master > Attacks > Plunger Whack > Penquino

Toliet Master whacks Penquino real hard with his plunger

Penquino: OW! MY FACE! (4/10)

Chill: I think we're losing :C

Penquino tries to put his broken 3D Glasses back together but he can't

Penquino: THEY'LL PAY >:|

Chill: I SUMMON SHARKBATE TO DEH FIELD!

Sharkbate: Nice, my turn to get beat up to almost death

Penquino: Not if we can take her out first…

Chill: Good idea :D

Chill > Party Hat Poke > Toliet Master's Mom

Chill jumps up and pokes Toliet Master's Mom

Toliet Master's Mom: OW… THAT HURT. (38/40)

Chill: … :D ?

Sharkbate: You do that, I'll finish up the Toliet Master

Sharkbate > Summon > HenryCP210

Sharkbate throws a box portal on the ground that Henry jumps out of

Henry: :D

Henry > Attacks > Snowball Cannon > Toliet Master

Henry fires a snowball cannon at Toliet Master

Toliet Master: OW!! My body… X_X (0/20)

Toliet Master's Mom: +A+D+M+R

Chill: Those are a lotta stats, so we're scrooed :D

Penquino: Yup

Sharkbate: Oops?

Henry: :D

Toliet Master's Mom: YOU HURT MY NICKY, NOW I'M GONNA HURT YOU!!!!

Chill: Wait… his name WASN'T Toliet Master O_O

Penquino: Wut a plot twist

Toliet Master's Mom > Brutalize > Henry

Toliet Master's Mom grabs Henry and throws him to the ground, then brutally punches him over and over

Henry: X_X (0/5)

Toliet Master's Mom throws Henry aside

Sharkbate: :/

Toliet Master's Mom: WHO ELSE WANTS A TASTE

Penquino: nothx

Toliet Master's Mom > Brutalize > Henry

Toliet Master's Mom repeats the process to Penquino

Penquino: I said I didn't e_x (0/10)

Chill: Hay y did she get to move twice? >:O

Sharkbate: Wait, where DID the author go?

Chill: Meh who cars, he was a weirdo anyway :D

Sharkbate: True, but send out another party member already :|

Chill: o rite, I SUMMON ISAI!!!

Isai: You finally picked me :')

Chill: Yea, I decided its best to save best for last :D

Isai: Wait so I'm a throwaway? ;__;

Chill: Sorta :D

Chill > Attacks > Party Hat Poke

Chill jumps up and pokes Toliet Master's Mom with his party hat

Toliet Master's Mom: OW (37/40)

Chill: Scroo u defense boosts :C

Sharkbate > Attacks > Hot Sauce

Sharkbate sprays Hot Sauce on Toliet Master's Mom's eyes

Toliet Master's Mom: AAAAAAAAH (33/40)

Isai: Nice move Shark :D

Sharkbate: Never leave home without emergency hot sauce, works for pizza too!

Isai: I've got JUST the thing for her! BEHOLD THE--

Chill: Less talk more pwn pweez :3

Isai: Oh okay…

Isai > Attacks > EPF Taser

Isai uses an EPF taser on Toliet Master's Mom, shocking her pretty badly

Toliet Master's Mom: RAAAAAAHHH!! I'M GONNA DESTROY YOU ALL FOR THIS!! (29/40)

Toliet Master's Mom > Brutualize > Isai

Isai: NO!! WAIT!!! I CAN APOLOGIZE ITS JUST--

Toliet Master's Mom throws Isai off the Tower of Trials

Isai: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Chill: Bye?

Sharkbate: He'll be fine, I think… Nevermind he won't

Toliet Master's Mom > Brutualize > Chill

Chill: Wait wut-

Toliet Master's Mom grabs Chill and smashes him until she finally throws him aside fainted

Chill: X_X (0/10)

Sharkbate: Well I'm the only one standing so, um, I summon Quackerpingu and Bro?

Quackerpingu: Quack :D

Bro: I'm doomed

Sharkbate > Attacks > Hot Sauce

Toliet Master's Mom: MY EYES!!!! (25/40)

Sharkbate: Yeah, Hot Sauce will do that to you

Quackerpingu > Special > Sockpuppet

Quackerpingu summons a large worn-out life-sized plushie of himself

Quackerpingu: :D

Bro: Yep, we're doomed. Time to go down like a boss

Bro puts on his sunglasses and a ton of warfare-y uniform

Bro > Attacks > Last Stand

Bro: RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGHHHH!!!!!

Bro pulls out a ton of machine gums and bombs and fires them on Toliet Master's Mom, but he trips and ends up exploding

Bro: I hate this… (0/10)

Toliet Master's Mom: MY TURN!!

Toliet Master's Mom > Toliet Master's Mom: Brutalize > Sharkbate

Sharkbate: Yeah we all saw this coming didn't we?

Toliet Master's Mom grabs Sharkbate squeezing Hot Sauce out of his jacket into her eyes

Toliet Master's Mom: RAAAAGHHH!!!! (17/40)

Sharkbate: But I was prepared for that :D

Sharkbate looks at his jacket now covered in Hot Sauce

Sharkbate: And I don't know if that was worth it or not but I'm out of Hot Sauce now so bye!

Sharkbate smacks Toliet Master's Mom with an empty Hot Sauce bottle and escapes

Toliet Master's Mom: I CAN'T SEE AND SOMETHING JUST HIT ME!!!! (16/40)

Sharkbate: I summon Hat Pop!

Hat Pop: :D

Hat Pop > Special > Bunny Stampede

Hat Pop summons a bunny stampede over Toliet Master's Mom

Toliet Master's Mom: NOOOOO!! I WON'T LET YOU DEFEAT ME, ESPICALLY WITH BUNNIES!! (11/40)

Quackerpingu > Attacks > Fight Like A Duck > Toliet Master's Mom

Quackerpingu repeatively slaps Toliet Master's Mom then hides behind the sockpuppet

Toliet Master's Mom: IF I COULD SEE I WOULD SQUASH YOU ALL TO A PULP!! (9/40)

Toliet Master's Mom > Brutalize > Quackerpingu

Toliet Master's Mom grabs Quackerpingu's fake life-sized body and tears it apart without knowing its a fake

Toliet Master's Mom: WHO'S NEXT?!?!?

Toliet Master's Mom > Brutalize > Hat Pop

Toliet Master's Mom grabs Hat Pop but she disappears in smoke before she can grab her

Toliet Master's Mom: WHERE'D YOU GO!?!?!?

Hat Pop > Special > Bunny Stampede

Another large stampede of bunnies run over Toliet Master's Mom

Toliet Master's Mom: NOOOOO!! (4/40)

Quackerpingu > Attacks > Fight Like A Duck

Quackerpingu slaps Toliet Master's Mom repeatedly again until finally he kicks her to finish off the attack

Toliet Master's Mom: NO!!! I WON'T LET THIS HAPPEN!!! I WON'T FALL TO A LITTLE PENGUIN PRETENDING TO BE A DUCK!!!! (1/40)

Quackerpingu: :D

Sharkbate takes Chill's Party Hat off his fainted body

Sharkbate: Fortunately for you, you won't fall to Quacker

Sharkbate > Attacks > Party Hat Poke

Sharkbate jumps up and pokes Toliet Master's Mom finishing her off

Toliet Master's Mom: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! (0/40)

Toliet Master's Mom falls in defeat

Hat Pop and Sharkbate high five

The sky suddenly cracks open

Sharkbate: I think we all knew very well that this wasn't over

A large Protobot-like robot falls from the crack in the sky

Quackerpingu: Protobot!! You're alive!!! :D

The Protobot-like robot's head dome opens up and inside is... THE AUTHOR?!?

DUN DUN DUUUUUMMB

Author: Finally… Two years later and I have my revenge on you all!

Hat Pop: Wait… are you?

The Author rips off his mask and under it is revealed to be... POTATO CHIP?!!?!?

GASP!!!!

Potato Chip: ALL of this was nothing but my scheme to END you all! But you kept LIVING somehow! Like seriously, what's up with that?

Sharkbate shrugs

Sharkbate: We DO have Santa Claus on our team :D

Potato Chip: HE'S NOT SANTA!

Sharkbate: LIAR!

Potato Chip: Think long and hard, think about HOW I tried so hard to END you all!

Quackerpingu: Ok! I'll try :D

FLASHBACK

Bro sits in his mansion doing nothing when suddenly a blueprint appears in his mansion for the Broinizerinator

Bro: Well it's boring today, so why not?

- - - -

Author: YOU DON'T EVEN?! I DON'T EVEN KNOW MAN!!!

Author runs away from his magical desk chair

Toliet Master: …YES!!! THE AUTHOR ABANDONED HIS MAGICAL DESK CHAIR

Toliet Master summons anvil rainstorms and tortures everyone for a while until Hat Pop breaks in and beats him up

- - - -

Gary: I need volunteers for my highly dangerous experiment that could very well lead to chaos, utter disaster and of course, doom!

A sign appears in front of Gary telling him to walk into the wilderness

Gary: Magic as always :)

- - - -

Fourth Walrus watches Protobot behind some bushes watching Proto-Bot when a remote hits him in the face

Fourth Walrus: Ooh!

Fourth Walrus presses some buttons and gains control over the Test Bots

Fourth Walrus: I am a genius :D

- - - -

A crazy scientist creates a Beta Hat in a lab

Magical Beta Hat: I'M ALIVE!!!

Potato Chip shoves the crazy scientist away somewhere

Potato Chip: Can you decive some idiots for me? :D

Magical Beta Hat: Don't see why not

- - - -

Nicky sits on the iceberg when suddenly a package falls from the sky and hits him on his head

Nicky: Huh?

Nicky opens it and finds the Toliet Master outfit

Nicky: Wut is this supposed to be :|

A laser hits Nicky's head and he passes out

Nicky wakes up minutes lator

Nicky: I have a sudden urge to become the master of all the toliets in the WORLD!! MUWAH LUH GUH DUH KAAAAW!!

Penguin #8: Your laugh is dumb

Nicky: …

Nicky whacks Penguin #8 with his plunger

END FLASHBACK

Quackerpingu: :D

Hat Pop: Blue Bunny Ears ^_^

Sharkbate: I remember meeting Santa in person for the first time a long time ago…

Potato Chip: HEY! You're supposed to be remembering how my master plan almost worked out but failed :|

Sharkbate: It's not like we can think from your point of view

Potato Chip: BUT I WANT YOU TO!!!

Hat Pop: I'm confused, did we do this all in one day, or was it like a weekend or several days?

Sharkbate: The sky's always daytime anyway so its impossible to tell without the Clock Tower

Quackerpingu: It goes dark during the Halloween and Holiday Parties :D

Potato Chip: LISTEN TO ME!!!!

Sharkbate: Control freak much?

Potato Chip: Yes…

Sharkbate: I know a guy who can help with that

Potato Chip: NO! I DON'T WANT ANY HELP!! NONE OF MY OBSTACLES HAVE BEEN ABLE TO DEFEAT YOU!! IT'S LIKE YOU'RE SOMEHOW UNSTOPPABLE!!! I CAN END THIS ALL NOW, I CAN FINALLY GET MY REVENGE!!!!

Sharkbate: By the way, if you get bored of your ultimate plan, I can ask the guy to help you with your situation

Potato Chip: I NEED NO HELP!!!!

Hat Pop: You really remind me of Toliet Master

Potato Chip: SHADDAAAP!!!

Quackerpingu: Quack

Potato Chip: I'LL ANNIHILATE YOU ALL!!!

Potato Chip's Proto-Bot suit fires lazors at the remaining Party members

Potato Chip: …

Potato Chip jumps off the Proto-Bot suit and checks the debris

Potato Chip: I did it… Nowait

Potato Chip looks around

Potato Chip: Wait, YES! I ACTUALLY DID IT, I GOT RID OF THEM!!

An anvil crushes Potato Chip

Sharkbate: No you didn't

Hat Pop: Where did you get the anvil from?

Sharkbate: I threw a snowball at one of the nearby Jet Pack Adventure levels

Hat Pop: Oh, that makes sense

Quackerpingu: PROTO-BOT!!!

Quackerpingu hops in the Proto-Bot suit and activates it

Quackerpingu: CAN I KEEP IT?!?!

Sharkbate: I don't see why not

Quackerpingu hops off the Tower of Trials and starts wrecking up Club Penguin

Hat Pop: They grow up so fast!

Isai: Ughh… I feel awful Q-Q

Sharkbate: I think that's what happens when you get beat up by an angry mom

Penquino: No words can describe the pain I feel right now on my everything e_e

Hat Pop: I guess we better get you all down somehow…

Sharkbate: Wanna try squeezing everyone in the elevator?

Hat Pop: Sure

LATOR AT THE LIGHTHOUSE HOSPITAL

Mario: I broke my flipper, I broke my beak, I broke my arm, I broke my ribs, I broke my thigh but its all worth it because WE WENT ON AN ADVENTURE AND I WASN'T BORED :D

Isai: I HAVE JUST THE GADGET FOR THIS! BEHOLD, THE INSTA-FIX-BONES GADGET THAT GARY INVENTED FOR SITUATIONS LIKE THIS!

Isai puts it on his flipper but it explodes on his face

Isai: Q-Q

Bro: I know how you feel, I think, only when I blew up it was a lot cooler than that

Penquino drinks some eggnog

Penquino: I'm better already :D

Chill: Dis was pretty fun, aside from the broken bones, wanna do it again? :D

Mario: Hmmm

Isai: NO!

Isai walks out of the Hospital even though he really sudn't be walking

Isai: ow ow ow ow ow my foot

Penquino: As long as we DON'T break our bones next time :D

Mario: Agreed :D

Hat Pop: Sounds like fun

Sharkbate: Yeah, I'll come too!

Everyone stares at Bro

Bro: …Fine, I don't have any other plans after this anyway

Chill: Then LET'S GU!!!

Chill jumps off his bed and faceplants cuz he can't walk yet

Bro: Wait till your bones heal ya dummy :|

Chill: Good idea e_o

THE END


CREDITS

Mario Rk as Himself
Brookelas as Himself
Penstubal as Himself
Broseph16 as Himself
Quackerpingu as Himself
Nicky as Toliet Master
Bananimatronic as Bananaboss
Meta Knight as Himself
Gary as Himself
Fourth Walrus as Himself
Extra #2 as Penguin #9
Extra #6 as Skeleton Puppeteer
Chill57181 as Himself
Hat Pop as Herself
Snowstormer as Himself
SlenderXP as Himself
HenryCP10 as Himself
Bertha as Toliet Master's Mom
Pink Sheep as Himself
Wizardboi as Himself
Caps Lock Shyade as Himself
President of Dumbness as Himself
Extra #3 as Criminal Dood
CGI by The Guy Who Does CGI
Penquino as Himself
Sharkbate as Himself
Miron as Himself
Isai as Himself
Fourth Wall as Himself
Potato Chip as Itself
??? as Chill???
Discolot as Himself
Psyduck as Himself
Extra #1 as Penguin #4
Extras #4 & 5 as Spideragon
Written by Potato Chip/Nicky

The dorp trio sit in Wizardboi's cage

Penstubal: I don't think they're coming back :(

Snowstormer: :(

Wizardboi: Well, now I'm going to conduct dangerous and painful experiments on you

Miron: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA NO!!

Wizardboi: Do not worry, I assure you that you may not live through the process!

Penstubal: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Miron: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Snowstormer: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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