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Prologue: How The War didn't beginEdit

It is 2289, THE FUTURE! And as you can see, the future has magical cows that fart out golden pies! YEY! Owait... wrong story... brb

It is 2014, THE PRESENT and the magical golden pie was kidnapped on May 13th 2014... Wait why am I even saying the dates? Nobody cares about dat! Anywai deh dood who kidnapped deh pie is unknown, but it caused tentsions... tentions... TENSIONS between Shops Island and the universe WORLD!!!! These tentsions would cause a war to break out, cuz... pie... pie's epic, y'know. ANYWAYS SHOPS ISLAND GOES TO WAR BLAH BLAH BLAH DEATH STAR BLAH BLAH BLAH SALADA BLAH BLAH BLAH LET'S JUST BEGIN ALREADY!!!

Chapter 1: The War StartzEdit

Bro and Penstubal meet up in a room

Bro: Cool I'm a president :D

Stubal: Imma General :D

Bro: Presidents are higher in authority and we got cool suits

Stubal: :(

Bro: So uhh... why are we here?

Stubal: Well the golden pie was stolen, so there's a start

Bro: Oh yeah

Stubal: I think we need to declare war on something

Bro: War is very expensive... we have to think about this for a while... Heck, its not OUR money let's just go to war with anyone

Stubal: Wanna declare war on the first country that we look at on the map?

Bro: Okay!

Stubal spins the globe and stops on a place called the United Derps of Antarctica

Stubal: How about here? The United Derps of Antartica

Bro: ...Who would want to name their country THAT? Oh well LET'S DO IT!!

Stubal: YEAH!!!

MEANWHILE IN THE UNITED DERPS OF ANTARCTICA

Explorer: *reads letter*

Explorer: D: THEY DON'T LIKE OUR NAME

Explorer: AND THEY WANT WAR!! ...That sounds kinda fun, LET'S DO IT! TAX PAYER'S MONEY YAAY!

???: So they're angry about the fact we stole their golden pie?

Explorer: Actually no, they just wanted to go to war with us for our dumb name, and they just wanna waste some money

???: Sounds good to me, ain't our money

Explorer: Yeah :D

Later that night

Mario: So you want ME to break into their base and bomb it with TNT?

Bro: ...Yes

Mario: CONSIDER IT A DEAL!

Mario teleports in-front of the base and plants TNT all over

Mario teleports away as the TNT explodes

Explorer: ASDAFHASUOFHAOIGHAGHAUIFHAIOFHAIOGHAIGH!!

Explorer flies into the sky

Explorer: I'M BLASTING OFF AGAIN!!!!

Mario: yey he's gone

Explorer lands in some random forest where ??? was waiting for him in a lawn chair

Explorer: Ow...

???: Oh hey there *sips lemonade*

Explorer: WHY ARE YOU HERE?!

???: ...Uhh I dunno?

Explorer: Anyways is it safe?

??? holds up the Golden Pie

???: Totally

A random Owl swoops down and steals the Pie from them

???: O__________________O

Explorer: *facepalm*

Chapter 2: Doing More StuffEdit

The next morning at Lame City

Dave: So basically, I gotta make a ton of weapons and shtuff for this war?

Bro: Uh... yeah

Dave: This IS taxpayer's money right? Not mine?

Bro: Totally

Dave: CONSIDER IT A DEAL!

Dave turns on his factory and makes 9001 nukes, guns, tanks and weapons in one second

Dave: HEAR YOU GO

Bro: ...That was fast

Dave: So I'm not paying for this AT ALL?

Bro: Yup, anyways I'm off to the Pink Easter Death Egg

Dave: Okay see you!

Bro walks into a giant pink rocketship

Dave: ...Err...

Bro: It was the only color they had in the catalog that wasn't sold out, okay? :|

Dave: Okay then...

Bro's Pink Rocketship blasts into the sky

Dave: k

LATOR AT THE PINK EASTER EGG

Bro: SLENDER, MAKE CLONES OF ME TO FIGHT IN THE WAR!!!

Slenderman: ?

Slenderman explodes

Emperor Slender: Why? And it's EMPEROR Slender to you

Bro: Cuz I'm awesome, and I'm the president, so yeah

Emperor Slender: But you have a weird afro

Bro: ...Don't diss my afro Q-Q

Emperor Slender: FINE! I'll clone you, how many clones?

Bro: About 9,001

Emperor Slender: ...Uhh

Bro: DO IT!!! THE WORLD LACKS AWESOMENESS! If you clone me, the world will be a better place!

Emperor Slender: Phine

Bro: HEY! I just noticed something, why do you get "Emperor" in your name but I'm just plain Bro? It should say "President Bro"

Emperor Slender: Don't ask me

Author: Don't ask me :|

Bro: WAIT YOU'RE THE AUTHOR! FIX MY NAME!!!

Author: No

Bro: Why? D:

Author: Cuz I don't wanna

Bro: PLEAAAAAAAAAASE?!

Author: Keep asking me and I'll erase you from the story :D

Bro: ...fine

Emperor Slender: TIME FOR THE CLONING!!

Emperor Slender shoves Bro into a cell that clones him 9,001 times

President of Dumbness: EEEP! PANIC! EVERYONE! IT'S OVER 9000!!!!!!!!!!

President of Dumbness explodes

Bro: Why so many cameos in this one chapter?

Author: I can add more if you want?

Bro: Please don't

Snowstormer: Hai!

Snowstormer explodes

Chill: YEY!!

Chill explodes

Mario: Why am I here-

Mario explodes

Bro: NO MORE!!!!

Author: THIS IS MY STORY, not yours so go away

Bro: But-

Emperor Slender: AND IT'S COMPLETED!

Bro: :O

Emperor Slender: 9,001 Bro clones!

Bro: YES!!! I HAVE MADE THE WORLD A BETTER PLACE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Emperor Slender: So that's like 9001 clones... plus tax... and...

Emperor Slender puts it into a calculator

Bro: This isn't math class :|

Emperor Slender: You owe me 567,891,083.27 WB$!

Bro: . . .

Bro runs

Emperor Slender: WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO WITH THESE CLONES?!?!

Bro Clones: Hi I'm Awesome, Hi I'm Bro, Hi I'm the President

Emperor Slender: e.o

Emperor Slender: TAKE THEM ALL! THEY'RE FREE NOW!

Bro: YAY!

Bro and his clones all jump off the Pink Easter Egg

Emperor Slender: Weirdos.

Bro's Phone starts ringing as he falls down back to Earth

Bro answers it

Bro: WHAT DO YOU WANT!? CAN'T YOU SEE I'M HAVING A MOMENT!!!

Penstubal: Er... It's me... ._.

Bro: Oh hey Stubal, go away, I'm having a moment with my beautiful clones

Penstubal: Wait-what? CLONES?!

Bro throws his phone into the vacuum of space

Bro: :D

All of Bro's clones also get sucked into the vacuum of space

Bro: D:

Bro falls down to Earth

Chapter 3: Boring Debate Crap, Skip This ChapterEdit

MEANWHILE IN SALADA

SlenderXP: As you all know, Shops and the UDA are declaring war on each other...

SlenderXP: So... WE SHOULD ALL DO THE SAME!!!

Everybody at the meeting agrees

An owl flies into the office and drops a Golden Pie

SlenderXP: WHOA! WE GOT THE GOLDEN PIE NOW!!!

Everybody Else: GASP!!!

SlenderXP: So uhh... what should we do with it?

Louis Jefferson: I say we fly in a Helicopter and drop it on a random person

SlenderXP: GOOD IDEA JEFFERSON!

Lex Dexter: What if we just ate it?

SlenderXP: PFFTT! NO that's a terrible idea

Later

SlenderXP flies in a Helicopter

SlenderXP throws the Golden Pie somewhere

SlenderXP: :D

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