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This story has been scrapped by its author, therefore leaving it without a proper ending. Don't expect updates.

A story about Memeworld that's gonna be way better than Stoobal's :D

Chapter 1: Vynland Geeeeeeeeeeets Dunked OnEdit

One disagreeably damp, musty, and cold day on Memeworld, Chill was standing on some stairs in his half-constructed house. He wanted to sit on them but he couldn't because there was no chairs plugin.

Chill: im bored :(

So, he decided it would be a good idea to troll Stubal, because he was off doing who-knows-what with Tux in the Sunflower Kingdom. Before heading off, he got some Bernie Sanders chicken eggs and a crapton of TNT. After a while, he finally got to Vynland. Before he started, he messaged Mario.

Chill: hai wanna come troll stubal with meh?!?!

Mario: okai :D

Chill spent the time waiting for Mario by filling the Freeze Towers with Bernie Sanders chickens. Eventually Mario showed up and Chill tossed a stack of TNT at him.

Chill: LET'S BLOW UP FREEZE'S CASTLE :D

Mario: kek

Pink Sheep: Hey stop you can't do that because I am Pink Sheep number twenty one billion eight hundred and six million twenty two thousand nine hundred and twelve and I really like Penstubal because-

Nobody ever heard the rest of what Pink Sheep was saying, because his voice was drowned out by the sound of Stubal's exploding castle.

Mario: ayyy

Pink Sheep: Oh no I must tell Penstubal!

Pink Sheep jumps on top of a Bernie Sanders slime.

Pink Sheep: To the Sunflower Kingdom, my trusty steed!

Bernie Sanders jumps around in circles while Pink Sheep stands on top of him.

Pink Sheep: This might take a while.

Chill: wut a scrub

Mario: ikr

Chill and Mario went back home as the sun started setting, satisfied with their troll.

Chapter 2: Memewarld BeginsEdit

The next morning, Memeworld woke up to the peaceful sound of...

Stubal: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Shrek: WHO'S MAKIN' ALL THAT NOISE IN MUH SWUMP!?!?

Shrek left his hut and looked around to see who was making so much noise in his swamp and disturbing his beauty sleep. He didn't see anybody though, because Stubal was in Vynland and his salt was just that loud.

Stubal: WHO DID THIS

Tux: tbh idk

Stubal: PINK SHEEP DID YOU SEE WHO DID IT

Pink Sheep is still riding Bernie Sanders, who is still jumping around in circles.

Pink Sheep: Yes it was Chill57181 and Mario Rk who blew up your castle. I came to tell you but Bernie Sanders is not very reliable.

Stubal: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA DON'T INSULT BERNIE SANDERS HE IS MY HUSBAND

Tux: .

Stubal: I mean uh... AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA CHILL AND MARIO TROLLED ME I AM RESTARTING OUR RIVALRY

Tux: k im out tbh

Tux leaves to go back to the Sunflower Kingdom.

Pink Sheep: Do not worry Penstubal I will help you get revenge.

Stubal: k but you should probably just walk

Suddenly a window in Freeze Tower I shattered, burying Stubal and Pink Sheep in a flood of Bernie Sanders chickens.

Stubal: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

A while later, Chill and Mario were showing Rasping, Puma, and Duke the crater that used to be Stubal's castle. Unfortunately, Stubal showed up and crashed the party.

Stubal: AAAAAAAAAAAA CHILL YOU SaltyER YOU BLEW UP MY CASTLE WELL NOW YOU DONT HAVE A HOUSE ANYMORE SO TAKE THAT

Pink Sheep: Yes it is very funny. Ha Ha Ha.

Chill: idc that much to be honest

Mario: rip

Stubal: TOO BAD IM RESTARTING OUR RIVALRY AND WE ARE GOING TO WAR

Chill: wutever

Stubal stomps off somewhere to be salty.

Chill: who wants to go to war against stubal with me kek

Rasping: Literally everyone

Duke: i'm in buddy :D

Puma: Sure, I have new missiles to test out anyway

Chill: alrite then, TO WAR!!!!!11!!1!1!1111!1111

So everyone went off to their kingdoms to prepare to kick some Stubal butt.

Chapter 3: Meeting of the Billville Board of SomethingEdit

Doge: much war, such conflict, very wow

Chill: ok well doge pretty much summed it up, so we're going to war with stubal and those scrubs in vynland, which means we're probably gonna get rekt at some point, so yeah. how's the wall trump?

Donald Trump: Well Grand Illuminati King Chill, as you know we received a small loan of a million dollars from Germania so we were able to finish the wall very quickly. It's a YUUUUUUUUGE wall filled with obsidian, so nothing's getting through that thing. Unfortunately we weren't able to make the Vynlanders pay for it because they were too salty.

Enderbro: Those Germanians are good bros

Chill: gr8 :D so how are the traps on the railway coming along papyrus

Papyrus: I LET SANS DO IT! SO UM... HOW DID IT GO SANS?

Sans: oops

Papyrus: *SIGH* NEVER FEAR, HUMAN! I, THE GREAT PAPYRUS, WILL GO PREPARE THE TRAPS!

Sans: i'll make sure he doesn't get himself killed

Deadpool teleports to Chill.

Deadpool: Hey, did I miss anything?

Chill: you mean besides everything? nah, not rly

mr skeltal: doot doot, the Skeleton Army is coming

Chill: sweg

Meanwhile at Vynland, things were going a lot worse.

Stubal: HELLO SHEEP ARMY!

Sheep: baaaa

Pink Sheep: These sheep are all idiots because they do not have a handsome mustache like me

A sheep walks up onto the podium and starts chewing on Stubal's pants.

Stubal: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA STOP CHEWING ON MY PANTS

Chapter 4: The Destruction of Billville...?Edit

Stubal: ITS TIME TO DESTROY BILLVILLE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Pink Sheep: Okay Penstubal I am destroying Billville

Pink Sheep loads some minecarts with TNT and shoves them down the Vynland railway.

Stubal: :)

...

Stubal: .

...

Stubal: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA ARE YOU NORMAL THAT'S NOT THE WAY TO BILLVILLE YOU IDIOT

Pink Sheep: That's fine the power of my handsome mustache will stop the TNT

Stubal: .

About a minute later, they heard an explosion in the distance, and the subway had a brand new hole in the side.

Stubal: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA QUICK TO THE ILLUMINATI KINGDOM

Stubal swam across the Floralis River and ran through the Cactus Kingdom towards the Illuminati Kingdom to get to the Billville rail. Pink Sheep attempted to follow him on Bernie Sanders, but quickly gave up and walked. The rest of the sheep army stayed behind and just walked around because they're all still idiots without handsome mustaches.

Deadpool: Whoa now sheep, I'm the only one who breaks the fourth wall around here. Go eat some wheat or something.

Sorry.

Eventually, Pink Sheep caught up with Stubal and they started sending TNT minecarts down the Billville railway. Meanwhile, the Billville crew was hanging out on top of Chill's castle.

Donald Trump: So then I said, we're gonna build a YUUUUUUUUUUUGE wall, and we're gonna make Mexico pay for it!

Sans: heh, classic don

Suddenly, Papyrus burst through one of the doors to the roof.

Papyrus: HUMAN! THERE ARE SOME MINECARTS WITH TNT HEADED TOWARDS BILLVILLE! IS THIS BAD?

Chill: uh, kinda :C

Papyrus: DO NOT WORRY! MY TRAPS WILL DEFINITELY STOP THEM!

Suddenly, an explosion rocked the castle.

Donald Trump: That explosion was YUUUUUUUUGE!

Doge: such boom, much explosion, very wow

Papyrus: AHA! MY TNT WALL HAS WORKED!

Papyrus points at a crater along the railway that more TNT minecarts keep falling into.

Papyrus: AS YOU CAN SEE, THIS WILL NOW STOP ANY FURTHER ATTEMPTS TO RIDE INTO BILLVILLE! NYEH HEH HEH!

A few minutes after the last minecart fell into the crater, Stubal and Pink Sheep showed up to survey the damage.

Stubal: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA IT DIDN'T DO ANYTHING

Chill: hai look, scrub is here

Papyrus: YOUR ATTEMPT TO DESTROY US ALL HAS BEEN STOPPED BY ME, THE GREAT PAPYRUS, HUMAN!

Stubal: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA Salty YOU

Papyrus: THAT IS VERY RUDE LANGUAGE WHICH I DO NOT APPRECIATE!

Chill: dedpool shoot them plz

Deadpool: Alright, lemme just... and... BANG!

Pink Sheep: Oh no you shot me.

Stubal: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA YOU'LL PAY FOR THIS

Deadpool: You gonna stick around? 'Cuz I got a lot more where that came from.

Stubal: NOPE

Stubal runs away.

Pink Sheep: But Penstubal I am dying

Chill: kek scrubs

10 minutes later, the sound of a Strad disc was interrupted by-

Stubal: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Donald Trump spills lemonade all over his suit.

Sans: what the-

Chill: hai trump, looks like you spilled a small glass of a million gallons on urself

Donald Trump: That's not funny, I might have to spend 0.00000000000000001% of my vast fortune to get this suit cleaned.

Chapter 5: Top KektusEdit

Stubal: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA DUKE GET OUT OF VYNLAND

Pink Sheep: Penstubal I am still dying

Duke: Well I heard you went to go blow up Cheel so while you were doing that we took over Vynland and had a sheep barbecue :3 And now we have a cactus wall so good luck getting in :D High five :D

Duke high-fives a random iron golem in his army.

Stubal: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Pink Sheep: Wow that is so insensitive I can't believe you killed all those sheep even though they weren't nearly as cool and handsome as me

Stubal: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA IM BLOWING UP CACTUS

Duke: No, I don't think so :3

A bunch of iron golems wave from across the river.

Stubal: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA Salty YOU ALL, RETREAT

Stubal and Pink Sheep run away and start a long journey to New Blocky City.

Duke: What a noob

Freeze Tower II suddenly collapses in the background.

Sir Kektus: Oops.

Chapter 6: It's All Ogre NowEdit

Shrek: AH AM SICK AN' TIRED OF ALL THIS NOISE IN MUH SWUMP DONKEH! Wait ah minute you're not donkeh. WHERE'S DONKEH?

Shrek jumps on a donkey but not Donkey and rides it towards civilization.

Meanwhile, in that great land of triangles called Billville...

mr skeltal: doot doot, thank u skeleton army for coming, today is the day we have waited for

Skeletons: :O

mr skeltal: thats right it's the day of the skeleton war

Doge: such war, very skeleton, much wow

mr skeltal: we are going to fight the saltbois in vynland

However, Penstubal was doing a bit of army building himself, but on a much smaller scale. Upon his request, Tux met up with him in New Blocky City.

Stubal: AAAAAAAAAAAA TUX YOU HAVE TO HELP ME CHILL MARIO AND DUKE

Tux: why tbh

Pink Sheep: Because you can have an awesome mustache like me

Tux: uhhhh

Stubal: i'll pay you lots of emeralds if you help me

Tux: ehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Stubal: AAAAAAAAAA DO IT

Tux: tbh fine i have nothing better to do tbh

Suddenly, Tux had a mustache.

Pink Sheep: You are welcome TuxxedoCat

Tux: tbh how do you craft razors

Shrek: AH AM SICK AND TIRED OF ALL THIS NOISE IN MUH SWUMP!

Tux: tbh what the heck

Stubal sees Shrek riding on a donkey towards them in the distance.

Stubal: Salty let's get out of here

Stubal, Tux, and Pink Sheep get in boats and sail away from New Blocky City.

Shrek: YOU CAN'T RUN FOREVER! THE OGRE WARS WILL BEGIN EVENTUALLY! ...this place could use some redecoratin'.

Chapter 7: Grand PlanEdit

Stubal and co. managed to sail to Woodland, where they would be safe from both Shrek and the Illuminati, at least for now...

Stubal: so i need you to build something to mind control sheep to do my bidding

Tux: tbh sounds easy

Pink Sheep: I am kind of offended but not really that offended because all the other sheep are idiots anyway.

Stubal: also don't let peta catch you

Tux: tbh this world practically runs on meat, i dont think peta cares anymore tbh

Stubal: o

to meme continued jk

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